*You are hearing a robotic sounding voice coming towards you*
Greetings NoIdeaWhatImDoing and welcome to PersonalityCafe!! My name is Mr. CafeBot. I am here to personally greet you and thank you for joining our humble little forum. No matter your type, you will surely experience a wonderful time with the members of this forum. We cater to all personality types so you will never feel alone or weird. Truth is this forum is full of weirdos!! Pleazeee hel.... *Ahem*I mean we have the nicest people you will ever meet.
Physics demonstrations have revealed that lying on a bed of nails would not injure a human being. I think I read somewhere about it having therapeutic effects? In which case, I've never been so blessed to have a friend like you.