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Meet 'Skye,' the Porta Potty Peeping Tom and Would-Be Spiritual Pimp

Last week, America was captivated by the heartwarming story of an unidentified drifter who hid inside a porta potty—like, inside, a porta potty—at a yoga festival in order to watch women, well, you know. Well! The gentleman has been found, and arrested. His name is Luke Chrisco, alias, Skye Oryan, and he began peeping while "living in the woods in France years ago." Shall we hear what he has to say, courtesy the Daily Camera and KDVR?

  • On why he was spying on women in France: "I got bored and I guess a little horny"
  • On his failed attempts to start non-profit escort services and porn sites while living in a hostel in Boulder: "I wanted to start a new goddess religion... I always wanted to be a pimp or create a church of porn or a church of tantric, someplace people could be spiritual but also instinctual."
  • On what compelled him to hide inside the porta potty: "I was at the yoga festival, doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses... It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy, even though it was unintentional."
  • On what he was thinking while inside the porta potty: "I thought, 'This is really amazing; I've been blessed and anointed by the makers of life.'"
  • On the conditions inside the porta potty: "There's bacteria in there, but to me it's just normal...we all have bodily fluids... It seems terrible, but it didn't actually smell that bad or anything. I still would have done it even if it smelled a little weird, because where there is muck, there is gold."
  • On, uh, his... spiritual beliefs, and the, I guess, exercise thereof (?): "I'll be honest, it was a lifestyle that I was living... just by choice trying to find my private way to exercise my spiritual beliefs. I made a vow to myself...that I never wanted to frighten any girl. I would rather put a gun to my head than scare anyone or hurt anyone. That's how I live my life."
 

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Nope! I exercise solo and live in USA. I was just curious what people make of this.. I have no personal investment. Thoughts?
My thought are he's a horny hobo, using the concept of spiritualism to fool himself into believe he wasn't doing anything wrong :happy:
 

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My thought are he's a horny hobo, using the concept of spiritualism to fool himself into believe he wasn't doing anything wrong :happy:
I agree, when I read it I was laughing and rolling my eyes though I also found it sad in a way. I knew people sort of like this in college - though hiding IN the porta potty is a whole other level.. I knew one guy who lost his mind on LSD and walked around naked spouting shit like this. Prior to the bad trip he seemed a decent nice guy. Sad. Anyhow I just found it interesting, some of the things in the video "It removes a barrier between me and them" ... he seems quite literally entrenched in his beliefs.
 

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I agree, when I read it I was laughing and rolling my eyes though I also found it sad in a way. I knew people sort of like this in college - though hiding IN the porta potty is a whole other level.. I knew one guy who lost his mind on LSD and walked around naked spouting shit like this. Prior to the bad trip he seemed a decent nice guy. Sad. Anyhow I just found it interesting, some of the things in the video "It removes a barrier between me and them" ... he seems quite literally entrenched in his beliefs.
It's certainly possible he believes what he says. But I think that's more likely due to a) drugs (as you suggested with your own acquaintances), or b) he go away with it a few times, and his brain began to encourage himself to "think this isn't wrong." Eventually he consciously designed spiritualism into the game and probably ended up truly believing it.
 

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It's certainly possible he believes what he says. But I think that's more likely due to a) drugs (as you suggested with your own acquaintances), or b) he go away with it a few times, and his brain began to encourage himself to "think this isn't wrong." Eventually he consciously designed spiritualism into the game and probably ended up truly believing it.
Hmm I'm not sure about that. He sounds pretty out there. You'd have to be pretty out there to climb INSIDE a porto-potty in the first place. What would drive him to do that? He would have to truly believe he was closer to their natural fluids; why else do such a thing?? It's not something you make excuses for afterwards. You make a move like that because your ideas about instinct & spirituality being one and the same (which I agree with, in principle) have gone too far.
 

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Meet 'Skye,' the Porta Potty Peeping Tom and Would-Be Spiritual Pimp

Last week, America was captivated by the heartwarming story of an unidentified drifter who hid inside a porta potty—like, inside, a porta potty—at a yoga festival in order to watch women, well, you know. Well! The gentleman has been found, and arrested. His name is Luke Chrisco, alias, Skye Oryan, and he began peeping while "living in the woods in France years ago." Shall we hear what he has to say, courtesy the Daily Camera and KDVR?

  • On why he was spying on women in France: "I got bored and I guess a little horny"
  • On his failed attempts to start non-profit escort services and porn sites while living in a hostel in Boulder: "I wanted to start a new goddess religion... I always wanted to be a pimp or create a church of porn or a church of tantric, someplace people could be spiritual but also instinctual."
  • On what compelled him to hide inside the porta potty: "I was at the yoga festival, doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses... It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy, even though it was unintentional."
  • On what he was thinking while inside the porta potty: "I thought, 'This is really amazing; I've been blessed and anointed by the makers of life.'"
  • On the conditions inside the porta potty: "There's bacteria in there, but to me it's just normal...we all have bodily fluids... It seems terrible, but it didn't actually smell that bad or anything. I still would have done it even if it smelled a little weird, because where there is muck, there is gold."
  • On, uh, his... spiritual beliefs, and the, I guess, exercise thereof (?): "I'll be honest, it was a lifestyle that I was living... just by choice trying to find my private way to exercise my spiritual beliefs. I made a vow to myself...that I never wanted to frighten any girl. I would rather put a gun to my head than scare anyone or hurt anyone. That's how I live my life."
I'm a little confused. How is watching women do yoga wrong? Was it naked private female only yoga?

Also, his beliefs, while overtly sexual in interest, don't strike me as unusual at all, just too self-indulgent. He has issues understanding and respecting the limits between people. He may in fact be more open than most folks and a little incapable of going backwards to a closed off point of view. He feels that naturally within himself and either doesn't get that others are not comfortable with that or wants to display that he is.

It all sounds very boyish.
 
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I'm a little confused. How is watching women do yoga wrong? Was it naked private female only yoga?

Also, his beliefs, while overtly sexual in interest, don't strike me as unusual at all, just too self-indulgent. He has issues understanding and respecting the limits between people. He may in fact be more open than most folks and a little incapable of going backwards to a closed off point of view. He feels that naturally within himself and either doesn't get that others are not comfortable with that or wants to display that he is.

It all sounds very boyish.
Ah... There's nothing like a polite peeping hobo. "I don't want to scare you, all I want is to see your lady parts from the inside of a porta potty"... An old fashioned love strategy. I think Shakespeare wrote about it.
I just lol'ed.
 

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Yet, there 1 more questions to ask about this case: How did the yoga women find out he was in the potty? Was he dumb enough to ask for change while he was inside the potty?

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That's how the new spiritual leader will look like in a few years... Let us all join his Tantric church!
 
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