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Strictly for LAUGHS (!)

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This is just for relaxation :D :D :D I am wondering what are other INFPs childhood beliefs, because these are MY childhood innocent beliefs:



1. Scientists are studying moon because later we all must move to live on the moon. Mum dad will have to pack all our household to carry in the space shuttle during the move out day. Maybe have to make a few trips to bring all the stuffs to the moon

2. Babies are born after a man hugs a woman, their bodies make molecules that combine during hugging (i think all kids believed this)


3. Victims of rape should have just pushed the man away, what is so hard about pushing?? I just dont get it...I would have just push and walk away like usual ~~


4. If we tear one of mosquitoes' legs, he can go warn other mosquitoes not to bite us because we are dangerous


5. The world (trees, land, people, water) was white and grey before 1980s that's why movies are only black and white (its nothing to do with camera technology like the adults were saying)



6. People are POOR if their houses are made of wood



7. Mom dad refused to buy the toys i wanted not because they didnt have money but because the toy was $7.90 and mom had $10. The numbers didnt match *sigh*

Lets see what are YOUR innocent premises!!!:tongue:
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