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The name says it all:

You ask a stupid question, you can expect a stupid answer.

The perfect thread for all those questions you've never asked for fear of looking stupid!

Only it'll be the other way around because you'll be giving a stupid answer first to the poster above.


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Why do people bother going to sleep, when they're just going to wake up again?
 

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Because Shakespeare hated how Caeser's red shoes clashed with his toga.

Why would a woodchuck ever want to know how to chuck wood?
 

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Because chucking wood is a very important factor for improving mathematics, Norrisism, and tongue-twisting abilities.

If I'm a Pisces, what can I do to attract fire signs?
 

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Because you can't rely on people, ever.

Did the Americans really kill Osama?
 

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For the same reason that Mac is not affiliated with McDonalds. I, however, still refer to it as PC. Just coz.

How can I figure out what to be when I grow up if I'm already grown up?
 

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Men have nipples because all fetuses start out female, with six nipples in fact. Before gender is even established most children lose the bottom four in the uterus, although sometimes they do not, which is why some people have what we call a "witch nipple."

How many fingers am I holding up?
 

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The moon is technically a hologram, projected in grayscale from a gigantic spaceship for Planet Euuxen-98. The "aliens" from that planet are the ones that have been probing our anuses for years. Also, they shot JFK from a grassy knoll.

Why?
 
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