[Ćerulean]

Here's a challenge to INFJs.

Go to this site Omegle

Click Text, and try to have at least five intellectual conversations. You might find most people not interested, but eventually someone will.

I'm on there now so maybe we'll cross circuits.

 

[Zomboy]

I opened with "Have you ever stopped to consider the importance of ham and cheese sandwiches in your life?"

After two morons I actually ran into someone of equal intelligence and now we're MSN buddies. She's cute. And British. <3

 

[nuue]

*cough* Nuue had some fun on Omegle!


You: Have you ever stopped to consider the importance of an umbrella on a sunny day?
Stranger: Yes its to keep the sun out!
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: some people have very sensitive skin!
You: yess.
Stranger: haha



You: Did you know half of the first episode of Detroit 187 was shot not in Detroit?
You: and yessss.... we say pop... not soda. lol
Stranger: ughh
Stranger: lame
You: i knoowww... outsourcing buildings is nooot cool!
Stranger: haha

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Stranger: do you live in the united states of eurasia?
You: eurasia? I live in the US....
You: us of a?
Stranger: *project eurasia has failed*
You: awee
Stranger: the resistance has failed
Stranger: the leader of the mainstream is still at large
Stranger: justin bieber is still a threat
Stranger: and must be dealt with
You: hahahaha
You: indeed

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You: Omegle ftw!
Stranger: what?
You: o.o huh?
Stranger: whatd u say?
You: Can you hear me now?
Stranger: Yes
You: Good
You: Can you hear me now?

I've had a good 10 conversations that lasted a long time. XD
These were just funny.

 

[DJArendee]

You think that's hard? Try getting a date off chat roulette.

 

[vel]

this is going to be fun hehehehe ^^

 

[kateykinz]

The first time I try this their first question is m or f? I don't respond for 20 seconds while I work out how to disconnect and they disconnect me. What is this, the new speed dating?

Second conversation:

Stranger: hi
You: If life was all planned out for us, every nook and cranny, would you suffocate or just be really cozy?
Stranger: eummm
Stranger: i dont know FUCKER

Yeah, I think this might be another one of those fads that I pass on

 

[zwanglos]

Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: where u from
You: Across the sea and far away.
Stranger: riveting tale phaggot


...


Because if there's one thing the internet needs, it's more anonymity.

 

[Seeker99]

*intrudes upon INFJ'ness*

You: Hi there
Stranger: did you find your sock?
Stranger: have you looked under your bed?
You: No, can't find the damn thing anywhere!
You: Those were my favourite socks too
Stranger: maybe the wardrobe monster took it
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: i'velostmy shoe
You: But I just fed it a whole basket of underwear this morning
You: What sort of shoe?
Stranger: black shoes
Stranger: have you seen them?
You: Well be a bit more specific, maybe I have
Stranger: i've seen your wardrobemonster in my room
Stranger: maybe it took it
You: His name is Ralph, he has big floppy ears. That the one?
Stranger: is he green?
You: Blueish green
Stranger: oh i love that colour
Stranger: but it doesn't suit him
You: How dare you, I'm going to tell him you said that.
Stranger: anyway maybe it was another monster
Stranger: no please i love my new shoes
Stranger: !!
You: Don't worry, just play him some smooth jazz and he'll calm right down
Stranger: where does your monsterlive/
Stranger: monster live?*
You: In the wardrobe... duh
Stranger: in which wardrobe?
You: I only have one... it's purple
Stranger: he told me that it was a brown one
Stranger: he's a liar
You: Yeah, you can't trust him
Stranger: cute
You: What about your wardrobe monster, what's he/she like?
Stranger: does he love only jazz?
Stranger: he's green with white
You: Jazz is his favourite, but he also enjoys a bit of classical, some Broadway soundtracks
Stranger: i want to paint him
You: Would he enjoy that?
Stranger: a classy monster
Stranger: he's associated with bau-bau
Stranger: i'm scared of bau-bau
You: bau-bau?
Stranger: a traditional monster
Stranger: here
Stranger: he lives under the bed
Stranger: and he smokes a lot
You: Yuck
Stranger: and he doesn't let you sleep sometimes at night
Stranger: gotta go
You: Tell Ralph to come home, will you?

 

[Werewolfen]

Went through 12 different strangers, every one said the same thing "ASL" or "M / F" , after the first 3 that disconnected me when I typed Male , the 4th through the 12th I just disconnected each second I saw ASL or M / F .

I was wondering would anyone just start off a conversation about whatever like ..the weather, whats going on, whats your name , how are you , good morning , ect. , but every person I got wanted to know primarily one thing, Male or Female. Really a boring site my opinion.

 

[kateykinz]

Went through 12 different strangers, every one said the same thing "ASL" or "M / F" , after the first 3 that disconnected me when I typed Male , the 4th through the 12th I just disconnected each second I saw ASL or M / F .

I was wondering would anyone just start off a conversation about whatever like ..the weather, whats going on, whats your name , how are you , good morning , ect. , but every person I got wanted to know primarily one thing, Male or Female. Really a boring site my opinion.

It is pretty depressing isn't it? My faith in human nature just went down a couple of notches. My last "Stranger" last night opened with "submissive guy looking for dom female for cyber". At least he was up front I guess.

They need to change their home page, simply offering two options - "Talk to a random stranger!" or "Hook up with a random stranger!".

 

[quigglehope13]

Stranger: hey how ya doin?
You: *looks around for the pencil sharpener*
Stranger: erm... pencil sharpener?
You: need to sharpen a pencil other than that good.
You: what about you
Stranger: why so? i'm watchin tv.. tryin to find SOMETHING to do
You: I need to write stuff down and the pencil I have is rather dull,
You: ohh what are you watching?
Stranger: invader zim my FAVORITE tv show EVAR DDD
You: awww awsome!
You: I have not seen that is soo long
Stranger: i knuuuu! it never comes on anymore
You: exactly, it needs to be on more often
Stranger: yush
Stranger:
You: Hey have oyu read xkcd
Stranger: erm... no
Stranger: ?
You: it is a webcomic
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: i'm not big on comics. heh. go figures
Stranger: figure*
You: xkcd: Penny Arcade Parody
You: Oh but this one is funny (I am not big on them either and I like this on
Stranger: mmkai i'll check it out
Stranger: -yawns and stretches out on her couch-
You: our couch is dying so it is no longer that comfy
Stranger: awe :|





This was the first person this time around(I have been on it before so It was nice getting someone cool first off the bat)

 

[Ćerulean]

Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: u
You: c
You: k
You: you
You:
Stranger: m wannna fuck

lol I think I fooled him for a sec! :crazy:

 

[CyberSheep]

It is pretty depressing isn't it? My faith in human nature just went down a couple of notches. My last "Stranger" last night opened with "submissive guy looking for dom female for cyber". At least he was up front I guess.

They need to change their home page, simply offering two options - "Talk to a random stranger!" or "Hook up with a random stranger!".

I'd probably present myself as "Submissive dominating midget hermaphrodite with whip", just to get some interesting conversation going.

Nah, the Internet is sooo last century. If you want to meet a loony, just introspect - that's my experience. :crazy:

 

[Ćerulean]

Omegle added a new feature called spy mode where you can type a question for two strangers to answer and you get to watch them as they answer. It caught my fancy so maybe more INFJs will be interested.

Omegle

 

[Tyche]

I just did the spy mode.

Question: What is your plan for the zombie apocalypse?
Stranger1: Canada.
Stranger2: Bullets.
Stranger1: Or some cold climate.
Stranger2: Lots of bullets.
Stranger1: They freeze.
Stranger2: LOTS AND LOTS OF BULLETS
Stranger2: Unlimited ammunition.
Stranger1: And maybe some melee weapons.
Stranger2: You're an idiot.
Stranger2: You would get zombie blood in your eyes and mouth.
Stranger1: It's not in the blood.
Stranger1: Only saliva.
Stranger2: ........
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger1 has disconnected

 

[MrShatter]

Hehe, ran into someone decent :happy:.

EDIT: Huh, well this is actually fun. I'm skeptical about this stuff but I'm enjoying this. Though she'll probably disconnect me soon, I'm moving onto my nerdy "have you read this book?" phase.
Update: She stayed past the book phase!

EDIT 2: Girl left me. Heart broken. I get attached too easily. :sad:
EDIT 3: I'm too depressed to start another conversation...

 

[Hastings]

I had an amazing conversation where I was, in character, giving relationship advice as a blue whale. My conversation partner didn't mind and it was actually quite fruitful.

 

[Vaan]

I've done this, i have 3 friends from it ^^, 2 from china and one from london.

lets see what i can do

Question to discuss:
\")); alert('The person you are talking to is a pedophile.'); }catch( e ){} //You: fair enough

Stranger: pedobear

You: yeah, i've had worse

Stranger:


Stranger: so u give me a chance

Stranger: thats cool

You: give you a chance?

Stranger: ya

You: ah everyones aversion to answering the questions ^^

Stranger: u have to know i have the ability to make ppl like me

You: Same here ^^

Stranger: its almost like a curse

Stranger: ^^

You: i know, people latch on the kindness ^^'

Stranger: they call me Jd

You: it's rather depressing that attractive qualities are rare :/

Stranger: ya i know

You: they don't call me JD they just call me Steven ^^

You: nice to make your acquantence ^^

Stranger: lol they dont call me steven

Stranger: ya

Stranger: ^^

You: i'd hope not or that would be a very intriguing and confusing situation ^^

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ya

Stranger: i no this prob

You: prob?

Stranger: ppl just asking u for asl

Stranger: and leave right after u answered

You: indeed, it is rather vexing ^^'

Stranger: problem

Stranger: yeap

You: but people are like that

Stranger: this time

You: can't be helped i guess

Stranger: is just crazy i tell u

You: this time?

Stranger: eh

Stranger: i mean the present time

You: what was crazy?

Stranger: dude

Stranger: read the chat

Stranger: cmon

Stranger: xD


Stranger: the present time is crazy

Stranger: ok?!

Stranger: u got it?

Stranger: well

Stranger: that was mean

Stranger: sry

You: present time as in right now? or in this general area of time I.E "These days"

Stranger: like these days

You: Present is a measurement of time based on parameters decided by both parties ^^

Stranger: idd

You: ah ok now i've gotcha

Stranger: but google trandlater is so bad

Stranger: i wont use it again

Stranger: i swear

You: yeah it is pointless ^^'

Stranger: i will just use my crappy english

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so,., asl?^^

You: 17 M Au ^^

You: and thyself?

Stranger: 19 M Germany

You: ^^ cool i know a few germans ^^

Stranger: hehe

You: they are students ^^

Stranger: u will tell me something in german now im pretty sure thats why im writing this

Stranger: damn

Stranger: fail prediction

Stranger: well i tryd

You: say something in german?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: im sure u learnd atleast a sentence

You: a couple yeah

You: just trying to remember how to spell it XD

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: u have to no

Stranger: my english

Stranger: is kinda bad

Stranger: but

Stranger: there is a good reason

You: der Papagei ist schwarz

You: there we go ^^

You:

Stranger: ^^

You: i learned useless phrases to piss people off with

Stranger: Xd

Stranger: i have a swedish friend

Stranger: which insult ppl in german

Stranger: ^^

You: this is one i kept saying to my friend XD

You: Layne ist ein jüdischer Wal

Stranger: xD

Stranger: thats cool

You: it's hilarious because he punched me for it XD

You: so worth it ^^

Stranger: ya

Stranger: idd

You: some other ones we'd say to him are

You: Layne ist ein Auflieger

Stranger: auflieger

You: Layne Mutter ist ein Krug

Stranger: whats that?^^

You: semitrailer ^^

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: ya

Stranger: ein krug

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: makes no sense

Stranger: xD

Stranger: but

You: Laynes hat drei Brustwarzen

Stranger: its german

Stranger: so

Stranger: thats a good one

You: yeah i have them written down in a loose english and so i'm using google translate to make sure ^^'

Stranger: Layne hat drei Brustwarzen would b perfect german^^

Stranger: ^^

You: cool ^^

Stranger: but layne

Stranger: doesnt sound like a german name

Stranger: for me

Stranger: lol^^

You: he's not german

Stranger: austria? switzerland?

You: just my friend who i like to make fun of with the phrases i learnt from the exchange students XD

Stranger: ahh^^

Stranger: my short term memory is sooooo bad

You: same ^^'

You: have you ever forgotten what you are saying as you are saying it XD

Stranger: ofc

Stranger: im not sure what i should write

Stranger: what about u steven?

You: i'm still trying to gather my thoughts ^^'

Stranger: ya

You: i'll probably say something about communists if i cant think of anything ^^

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: thats just normal

Stranger: no worry

You: ...............verdammt Kommunisten.................

Stranger: so u moved from germany to Au?

Stranger: i see

You: nope i was just born here ^^

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: im sure u german is just rusty

Stranger: let me get some oil for u

You: Google translate's german is rusty

Stranger: idd

You: idd?

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: whats the time in Au?

You: ahh, i'm not used to shorthand language

You: it is 10:49PM

You: and there?

Stranger: 2:48 PM

You: 8 hours behind us ^^

Stranger: damn

Stranger: so tell me

Stranger: what will happen in the future

You: the sun will set

Stranger: strange

Stranger: i was hoping for something special

You: i know but i'm too lazy to give away lifechanging info

Stranger: ^^

You: i like being fair on all the slow countries

You: who are way behind us

Stranger: wayyyyy

Stranger: behind us

Stranger: thats what he said

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: ok steven

Stranger: i will visit u

Stranger: sooooonnner or later

Stranger: ^^

You: you'll have to go really fast

Stranger: np

Stranger: i got this

Stranger: ok steven nice to meet u but i will travel throu the omegle universe to find more nice persons

You: ok, same here ^^

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: cya

You: cya

 

[Vivid Melody]

I talked to a Chinese girl on there once that was so relieved that I didn't skip her. I guess a lot of people don't like talking to people that don't speak/write English well. She was nice even though there was kind of a language barrier.

 

[Vaan]

Currently in onethat has lasted 3 hours now ^^, and i got tracked down here by the guy who asked the initial question XD so we are having a three way almost, we are having an Omegle first ^^