The INFJ Colony meets Omegle
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*cough* Nuue had some fun on Omegle!
You: Have you ever stopped to consider the importance of an umbrella on a sunny day?
Stranger: Yes its to keep the sun out!
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: some people have very sensitive skin!
You: yess.
Stranger: haha
You: Did you know half of the first episode of Detroit 187 was shot not in Detroit?
You: and yessss.... we say pop... not soda. lol
Stranger: ughh
Stranger: lame
You: i knoowww... outsourcing buildings is nooot cool!
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: do you live in the united states of eurasia?
You: eurasia? I live in the US....
You: us of a?
Stranger: *project eurasia has failed*
You: awee
Stranger: the resistance has failed
Stranger: the leader of the mainstream is still at large
Stranger: justin bieber is still a threat
Stranger: and must be dealt with
You: hahahaha
You: indeed
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You: Omegle ftw!
Stranger: what?
You: o.o huh?
Stranger: whatd u say?
You: Can you hear me now?
Stranger: Yes
You: Good
You: Can you hear me now?
I've had a good 10 conversations that lasted a long time. XD
These were just funny.
You: Have you ever stopped to consider the importance of an umbrella on a sunny day?
Stranger: Yes its to keep the sun out!
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: some people have very sensitive skin!
You: yess.
Stranger: haha
You: Did you know half of the first episode of Detroit 187 was shot not in Detroit?
You: and yessss.... we say pop... not soda. lol
Stranger: ughh
Stranger: lame
You: i knoowww... outsourcing buildings is nooot cool!
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: do you live in the united states of eurasia?
You: eurasia? I live in the US....
You: us of a?
Stranger: *project eurasia has failed*
You: awee
Stranger: the resistance has failed
Stranger: the leader of the mainstream is still at large
Stranger: justin bieber is still a threat
Stranger: and must be dealt with
You: hahahaha
You: indeed
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You: Omegle ftw!
Stranger: what?
You: o.o huh?
Stranger: whatd u say?
You: Can you hear me now?
Stranger: Yes
You: Good
You: Can you hear me now?
I've had a good 10 conversations that lasted a long time. XD
These were just funny.
The first time I try this their first question is m or f? I don't respond for 20 seconds while I work out how to disconnect and they disconnect me. What is this, the new speed dating?
Second conversation:
Stranger: hi
You: If life was all planned out for us, every nook and cranny, would you suffocate or just be really cozy?
Stranger: eummm
Stranger: i dont know FUCKER
Yeah, I think this might be another one of those fads that I pass on
Second conversation:
Stranger: hi
You: If life was all planned out for us, every nook and cranny, would you suffocate or just be really cozy?
Stranger: eummm
Stranger: i dont know FUCKER
Yeah, I think this might be another one of those fads that I pass on
*intrudes upon INFJ'ness*
You: Hi there
Stranger: did you find your sock?
Stranger: have you looked under your bed?
You: No, can't find the damn thing anywhere!
You: Those were my favourite socks too
Stranger: maybe the wardrobe monster took it
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: i'velostmy shoe
You: But I just fed it a whole basket of underwear this morning
You: What sort of shoe?
Stranger: black shoes
Stranger: have you seen them?
You: Well be a bit more specific, maybe I have
Stranger: i've seen your wardrobemonster in my room
Stranger: maybe it took it
You: His name is Ralph, he has big floppy ears. That the one?
Stranger: is he green?
You: Blueish green
Stranger: oh i love that colour
Stranger: but it doesn't suit him
You: How dare you, I'm going to tell him you said that.
Stranger: anyway maybe it was another monster
Stranger: no please i love my new shoes
Stranger: !!
You: Don't worry, just play him some smooth jazz and he'll calm right down
Stranger: where does your monsterlive/
Stranger: monster live?*
You: In the wardrobe... duh
Stranger: in which wardrobe?
You: I only have one... it's purple
Stranger: he told me that it was a brown one
Stranger: he's a liar
You: Yeah, you can't trust him
Stranger: cute
You: What about your wardrobe monster, what's he/she like?
Stranger: does he love only jazz?
Stranger: he's green with white
You: Jazz is his favourite, but he also enjoys a bit of classical, some Broadway soundtracks
Stranger: i want to paint him
You: Would he enjoy that?
Stranger: a classy monster
Stranger: he's associated with bau-bau
Stranger: i'm scared of bau-bau
You: bau-bau?
Stranger: a traditional monster
Stranger: here
Stranger: he lives under the bed
Stranger: and he smokes a lot
You: Yuck
Stranger: and he doesn't let you sleep sometimes at night
Stranger: gotta go
You: Tell Ralph to come home, will you?
You: Hi there
Stranger: did you find your sock?
Stranger: have you looked under your bed?
You: No, can't find the damn thing anywhere!
You: Those were my favourite socks too
Stranger: maybe the wardrobe monster took it
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: i'velostmy shoe
You: But I just fed it a whole basket of underwear this morning
You: What sort of shoe?
Stranger: black shoes
Stranger: have you seen them?
You: Well be a bit more specific, maybe I have
Stranger: i've seen your wardrobemonster in my room
Stranger: maybe it took it
You: His name is Ralph, he has big floppy ears. That the one?
Stranger: is he green?
You: Blueish green
Stranger: oh i love that colour
Stranger: but it doesn't suit him
You: How dare you, I'm going to tell him you said that.
Stranger: anyway maybe it was another monster
Stranger: no please i love my new shoes
Stranger: !!
You: Don't worry, just play him some smooth jazz and he'll calm right down
Stranger: where does your monsterlive/
Stranger: monster live?*
You: In the wardrobe... duh
Stranger: in which wardrobe?
You: I only have one... it's purple
Stranger: he told me that it was a brown one
Stranger: he's a liar
You: Yeah, you can't trust him
Stranger: cute
You: What about your wardrobe monster, what's he/she like?
Stranger: does he love only jazz?
Stranger: he's green with white
You: Jazz is his favourite, but he also enjoys a bit of classical, some Broadway soundtracks
Stranger: i want to paint him
You: Would he enjoy that?
Stranger: a classy monster
Stranger: he's associated with bau-bau
Stranger: i'm scared of bau-bau
You: bau-bau?
Stranger: a traditional monster
Stranger: here
Stranger: he lives under the bed
Stranger: and he smokes a lot
You: Yuck
Stranger: and he doesn't let you sleep sometimes at night
Stranger: gotta go
You: Tell Ralph to come home, will you?
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Went through 12 different strangers, every one said the same thing "ASL" or "M / F" , after the first 3 that disconnected me when I typed Male , the 4th through the 12th I just disconnected each second I saw ASL or M / F .
I was wondering would anyone just start off a conversation about whatever like ..the weather, whats going on, whats your name , how are you , good morning , ect. , but every person I got wanted to know primarily one thing, Male or Female. Really a boring site my opinion.
I was wondering would anyone just start off a conversation about whatever like ..the weather, whats going on, whats your name , how are you , good morning , ect. , but every person I got wanted to know primarily one thing, Male or Female. Really a boring site my opinion.
It is pretty depressing isn't it? My faith in human nature just went down a couple of notches. My last "Stranger" last night opened with "submissive guy looking for dom female for cyber". At least he was up front I guess.
They need to change their home page, simply offering two options - "Talk to a random stranger!" or "Hook up with a random stranger!".
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Stranger: hey how ya doin?
You: *looks around for the pencil sharpener*
Stranger: erm... pencil sharpener?
You: need to sharpen a pencil other than that good.
You: what about you
Stranger: why so? i'm watchin tv.. tryin to find SOMETHING to do
You: I need to write stuff down and the pencil I have is rather dull,
You: ohh what are you watching?
Stranger: invader zim my FAVORITE tv show EVAR DDD
You: awww awsome!
You: I have not seen that is soo long
Stranger: i knuuuu! it never comes on anymore
You: exactly, it needs to be on more often
Stranger: yush
Stranger:
You: Hey have oyu read xkcd
Stranger: erm... no
Stranger: ?
You: it is a webcomic
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: i'm not big on comics. heh. go figures
Stranger: figure*
You: xkcd: Penny Arcade Parody
You: Oh but this one is funny (I am not big on them either and I like this on
Stranger: mmkai i'll check it out
Stranger: -yawns and stretches out on her couch-
You: our couch is dying so it is no longer that comfy
Stranger: awe :|
This was the first person this time around(I have been on it before so It was nice getting someone cool first off the bat)
You: *looks around for the pencil sharpener*
Stranger: erm... pencil sharpener?
You: need to sharpen a pencil other than that good.
You: what about you
Stranger: why so? i'm watchin tv.. tryin to find SOMETHING to do
You: I need to write stuff down and the pencil I have is rather dull,
You: ohh what are you watching?
Stranger: invader zim
my FAVORITE tv show EVAR DDDYou: awww awsome!
You: I have not seen that is soo long
Stranger: i knuuuu! it never comes on anymore
You: exactly, it needs to be on more often
Stranger: yush
Stranger:
You: Hey have oyu read xkcd
Stranger: erm... no
Stranger: ?
You: it is a webcomic
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: i'm not big on comics. heh. go figures
Stranger: figure*
You: xkcd: Penny Arcade Parody
You: Oh but this one is funny (I am not big on them either and I like this on
Stranger: mmkai i'll check it out
Stranger: -yawns and stretches out on her couch-
You: our couch is dying so it is no longer that comfy
Stranger: awe :|
This was the first person this time around(I have been on it before so It was nice getting someone cool first off the bat)
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I'd probably present myself as "Submissive dominating midget hermaphrodite with whip", just to get some interesting conversation going.
Nah, the Internet is sooo last century. If you want to meet a loony, just introspect - that's my experience. :crazy:
I just did the spy mode.
Question: What is your plan for the zombie apocalypse?
Stranger1: Canada.
Stranger2: Bullets.
Stranger1: Or some cold climate.
Stranger2: Lots of bullets.
Stranger1: They freeze.
Stranger2: LOTS AND LOTS OF BULLETS
Stranger2: Unlimited ammunition.
Stranger1: And maybe some melee weapons.
Stranger2: You're an idiot.
Stranger2: You would get zombie blood in your eyes and mouth.
Stranger1: It's not in the blood.
Stranger1: Only saliva.
Stranger2: ........
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger1 has disconnected
Question: What is your plan for the zombie apocalypse?
Stranger1: Canada.
Stranger2: Bullets.
Stranger1: Or some cold climate.
Stranger2: Lots of bullets.
Stranger1: They freeze.
Stranger2: LOTS AND LOTS OF BULLETS
Stranger2: Unlimited ammunition.
Stranger1: And maybe some melee weapons.
Stranger2: You're an idiot.
Stranger2: You would get zombie blood in your eyes and mouth.
Stranger1: It's not in the blood.
Stranger1: Only saliva.
Stranger2: ........
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger2: Wow.
Stranger1 has disconnected
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Hehe, ran into someone decent :happy:.
EDIT: Huh, well this is actually fun. I'm skeptical about this stuff but I'm enjoying this. Though she'll probably disconnect me soon, I'm moving onto my nerdy "have you read this book?" phase.
Update: She stayed past the book phase!
EDIT 2: Girl left me. Heart broken. I get attached too easily. :sad:
EDIT 3: I'm too depressed to start another conversation...
EDIT: Huh, well this is actually fun. I'm skeptical about this stuff but I'm enjoying this. Though she'll probably disconnect me soon, I'm moving onto my nerdy "have you read this book?" phase.
Update: She stayed past the book phase!
EDIT 2: Girl left me. Heart broken. I get attached too easily. :sad:
EDIT 3: I'm too depressed to start another conversation...
I've done this, i have 3 friends from it ^^, 2 from china and one from london.
lets see what i can do
Question to discuss:
\")); alert('The person you are talking to is a pedophile.'); }catch( e ){} //You: fair enough
Stranger: pedobear
You: yeah, i've had worse
Stranger:
Stranger: so u give me a chance
Stranger: thats cool
You: give you a chance?
Stranger: ya
You: ah everyones aversion to answering the questions ^^
Stranger: u have to know i have the ability to make ppl like me
You: Same here ^^
Stranger: its almost like a curse
Stranger: ^^
You: i know, people latch on the kindness ^^'
Stranger: they call me Jd
You: it's rather depressing that attractive qualities are rare :/
Stranger: ya i know
You: they don't call me JD they just call me Steven ^^
You: nice to make your acquantence ^^
Stranger: lol they dont call me steven
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ^^
You: i'd hope not or that would be a very intriguing and confusing situation ^^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i no this prob
You: prob?
Stranger: ppl just asking u for asl
Stranger: and leave right after u answered
You: indeed, it is rather vexing ^^'
Stranger: problem
Stranger: yeap
You: but people are like that
Stranger: this time
You: can't be helped i guess
Stranger: is just crazy i tell u
You: this time?
Stranger: eh
Stranger: i mean the present time
You: what was crazy?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: read the chat
Stranger: cmon
Stranger: xD
Stranger: the present time is crazy
Stranger: ok?!
Stranger: u got it?
Stranger: well
Stranger: that was mean
Stranger: sry
You: present time as in right now? or in this general area of time I.E "These days"
Stranger: like these days
You: Present is a measurement of time based on parameters decided by both parties ^^
Stranger: idd
You: ah ok now i've gotcha
Stranger: but google trandlater is so bad
Stranger: i wont use it again
Stranger: i swear
You: yeah it is pointless ^^'
Stranger: i will just use my crappy english
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so,., asl?^^
You: 17 M Au ^^
You: and thyself?
Stranger: 19 M Germany
You: ^^ cool i know a few germans ^^
Stranger: hehe
You: they are students ^^
Stranger: u will tell me something in german now im pretty sure thats why im writing this
Stranger: damn
Stranger: fail prediction
Stranger: well i tryd
You: say something in german?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: im sure u learnd atleast a sentence
You: a couple yeah
You: just trying to remember how to spell it XD
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: u have to no
Stranger: my english
Stranger: is kinda bad
Stranger: but
Stranger: there is a good reason
You: der Papagei ist schwarz
You: there we go ^^
You:
Stranger: ^^
You: i learned useless phrases to piss people off with
Stranger: Xd
Stranger: i have a swedish friend
Stranger: which insult ppl in german
Stranger: ^^
You: this is one i kept saying to my friend XD
You: Layne ist ein jüdischer Wal
Stranger: xD
Stranger: thats cool
You: it's hilarious because he punched me for it XD
You: so worth it ^^
Stranger: ya
Stranger: idd
You: some other ones we'd say to him are
You: Layne ist ein Auflieger
Stranger: auflieger
You: Layne Mutter ist ein Krug
Stranger: whats that?^^
You: semitrailer ^^
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ein krug
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: xD
Stranger: but
You: Laynes hat drei Brustwarzen
Stranger: its german
Stranger: so
Stranger: thats a good one
You: yeah i have them written down in a loose english and so i'm using google translate to make sure ^^'
Stranger: Layne hat drei Brustwarzen would b perfect german^^
Stranger: ^^
You: cool ^^
Stranger: but layne
Stranger: doesnt sound like a german name
Stranger: for me
Stranger: lol^^
You: he's not german
Stranger: austria? switzerland?
You: just my friend who i like to make fun of with the phrases i learnt from the exchange students XD
Stranger: ahh^^
Stranger: my short term memory is sooooo bad
You: same ^^'
You: have you ever forgotten what you are saying as you are saying it XD
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: im not sure what i should write
Stranger: what about u steven?
You: i'm still trying to gather my thoughts ^^'
Stranger: ya
You: i'll probably say something about communists if i cant think of anything ^^
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: thats just normal
Stranger: no worry
You: ...............verdammt Kommunisten.................
Stranger: so u moved from germany to Au?
Stranger: i see
You: nope i was just born here ^^
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: im sure u german is just rusty
Stranger: let me get some oil for u
You: Google translate's german is rusty
Stranger: idd
You: idd?
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: whats the time in Au?
You: ahh, i'm not used to shorthand language
You: it is 10:49PM
You: and there?
Stranger: 2:48 PM
You: 8 hours behind us ^^
Stranger: damn
Stranger: so tell me
Stranger: what will happen in the future
You: the sun will set
Stranger: strange
Stranger: i was hoping for something special
You: i know but i'm too lazy to give away lifechanging info
Stranger: ^^
You: i like being fair on all the slow countries
You: who are way behind us
Stranger: wayyyyy
Stranger: behind us
Stranger: thats what he said
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok steven
Stranger: i will visit u
Stranger: sooooonnner or later
Stranger: ^^
You: you'll have to go really fast
Stranger: np
Stranger: i got this
Stranger: ok steven nice to meet u but i will travel throu the omegle universe to find more nice persons
You: ok, same here ^^
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: cya
You: cya
lets see what i can do
Question to discuss:
\")); alert('The person you are talking to is a pedophile.'); }catch( e ){} //You: fair enough
Stranger: pedobear
You: yeah, i've had worse
Stranger:
Stranger: so u give me a chance
Stranger: thats cool
You: give you a chance?
Stranger: ya
You: ah everyones aversion to answering the questions ^^
Stranger: u have to know i have the ability to make ppl like me
You: Same here ^^
Stranger: its almost like a curse
Stranger: ^^
You: i know, people latch on the kindness ^^'
Stranger: they call me Jd
You: it's rather depressing that attractive qualities are rare :/
Stranger: ya i know
You: they don't call me JD they just call me Steven ^^
You: nice to make your acquantence ^^
Stranger: lol they dont call me steven
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ^^
You: i'd hope not or that would be a very intriguing and confusing situation ^^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i no this prob
You: prob?
Stranger: ppl just asking u for asl
Stranger: and leave right after u answered
You: indeed, it is rather vexing ^^'
Stranger: problem
Stranger: yeap
You: but people are like that
Stranger: this time
You: can't be helped i guess
Stranger: is just crazy i tell u
You: this time?
Stranger: eh
Stranger: i mean the present time
You: what was crazy?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: read the chat
Stranger: cmon
Stranger: xD
Stranger: the present time is crazy
Stranger: ok?!
Stranger: u got it?
Stranger: well
Stranger: that was mean
Stranger: sry
You: present time as in right now? or in this general area of time I.E "These days"
Stranger: like these days
You: Present is a measurement of time based on parameters decided by both parties ^^
Stranger: idd
You: ah ok now i've gotcha
Stranger: but google trandlater is so bad
Stranger: i wont use it again
Stranger: i swear
You: yeah it is pointless ^^'
Stranger: i will just use my crappy english
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so,., asl?^^
You: 17 M Au ^^
You: and thyself?
Stranger: 19 M Germany
You: ^^ cool i know a few germans ^^
Stranger: hehe
You: they are students ^^
Stranger: u will tell me something in german now im pretty sure thats why im writing this
Stranger: damn
Stranger: fail prediction
Stranger: well i tryd
You: say something in german?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: im sure u learnd atleast a sentence
You: a couple yeah
You: just trying to remember how to spell it XD
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: u have to no
Stranger: my english
Stranger: is kinda bad
Stranger: but
Stranger: there is a good reason
You: der Papagei ist schwarz
You: there we go ^^
You:
Stranger: ^^
You: i learned useless phrases to piss people off with
Stranger: Xd
Stranger: i have a swedish friend
Stranger: which insult ppl in german
Stranger: ^^
You: this is one i kept saying to my friend XD
You: Layne ist ein jüdischer Wal
Stranger: xD
Stranger: thats cool
You: it's hilarious because he punched me for it XD
You: so worth it ^^
Stranger: ya
Stranger: idd
You: some other ones we'd say to him are
You: Layne ist ein Auflieger
Stranger: auflieger
You: Layne Mutter ist ein Krug
Stranger: whats that?^^
You: semitrailer ^^
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ein krug
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: xD
Stranger: but
You: Laynes hat drei Brustwarzen
Stranger: its german
Stranger: so
Stranger: thats a good one
You: yeah i have them written down in a loose english and so i'm using google translate to make sure ^^'
Stranger: Layne hat drei Brustwarzen would b perfect german^^
Stranger: ^^
You: cool ^^
Stranger: but layne
Stranger: doesnt sound like a german name
Stranger: for me
Stranger: lol^^
You: he's not german
Stranger: austria? switzerland?
You: just my friend who i like to make fun of with the phrases i learnt from the exchange students XD
Stranger: ahh^^
Stranger: my short term memory is sooooo bad
You: same ^^'
You: have you ever forgotten what you are saying as you are saying it XD
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: im not sure what i should write
Stranger: what about u steven?
You: i'm still trying to gather my thoughts ^^'
Stranger: ya
You: i'll probably say something about communists if i cant think of anything ^^
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: thats just normal
Stranger: no worry
You: ...............verdammt Kommunisten.................
Stranger: so u moved from germany to Au?
Stranger: i see
You: nope i was just born here ^^
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: im sure u german is just rusty
Stranger: let me get some oil for u
You: Google translate's german is rusty
Stranger: idd
You: idd?
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: whats the time in Au?
You: ahh, i'm not used to shorthand language
You: it is 10:49PM
You: and there?
Stranger: 2:48 PM
You: 8 hours behind us ^^
Stranger: damn
Stranger: so tell me
Stranger: what will happen in the future
You: the sun will set
Stranger: strange
Stranger: i was hoping for something special
You: i know but i'm too lazy to give away lifechanging info
Stranger: ^^
You: i like being fair on all the slow countries
You: who are way behind us
Stranger: wayyyyy
Stranger: behind us
Stranger: thats what he said
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok steven
Stranger: i will visit u
Stranger: sooooonnner or later
Stranger: ^^
You: you'll have to go really fast
Stranger: np
Stranger: i got this
Stranger: ok steven nice to meet u but i will travel throu the omegle universe to find more nice persons
You: ok, same here ^^
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: cya
You: cya
I talked to a Chinese girl on there once that was so relieved that I didn't skip her. I guess a lot of people don't like talking to people that don't speak/write English well. She was nice even though there was kind of a language barrier.
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