[Alyosha]

So you're sitting by your computer, and things are pretty much fine.

Suddenly an evil scientist drags you into her sinister time machine, and transports you into the future where everyone are cannibals. She pushes you out in front of a restaurant. It looks like a completely normal restaurant, but then she tells you humans are served there, and the restaurant's theme is MBTI. The sadistic scientist tells you that you must enter the restaurant, order a meal there, and complete it. If you don't do this, she will destroy time and space, and neither you nor anyone or anything you've loved will ever anymore exist, or ever have existed.

On the menu are:

• INFJ stew
• Spaghetti di ISTJ
• ENFP burger
• ESFJ finger sushi
• ENFJ beef curry
• INTP nuggets
• ESTJ meat salad
• ISFP pizza
• INTJ tacos
• ISTP lasagna
• ISFJ risotto
• ENTP with french fries
• Marinated ESFP
• ESTP and mushroom
• INFP omelette
• ENTJ steak

What do you order, and why?

 

[Hastings]

Many fine choices. I choose marinated ESFP because I enjoy anything cooking in its own juice.

 

[perfectcircle]

In my experience, when I eat sushi, it does not feel or look or taste like fish and thus it goes down easily and deliciously.
Thus I pick the ESFJ sushi. Yum.

 

[Haldir]

I don't know how I feel about being bar food at such a fine restaurant...but I suppose I'd go with the INFJ stew for the tasty, well-crocked, thoughtfulness or the INFP omelet for its ability to refresh after a long night.

 

[Soleil]

I'll have a light serving of Spaghetti di ISTJ please and thank you!

 

[cloudcompeller]

I chose ENTJ steak....I like steak and it doesn't make a difference who I chose - they'll be eaten by others anyway, it's a restaurant.

 

[orangemallow]

I had my eye on the ENTP with french fries...mmmMMMMmmm bloody ketchup

 

[refugee]

 

[Thu]

I'd be interesting to know what another INFP tastes like, could be an eye opener.

 

[Morpheus83]

INTP 'meat' with cream on top, please Ought to be finger-lickin' good -- but I'm afraid it might be a bit...'flaccid', 'pasty' and 'undercooked' from not having much exposure to sunlight. I prefer 'meat' to be firm and tender

 

[Sliver]

ENFP burger. Can't go wrong with the classics. ;D
PS, can I get some cheese on it?

 

[Sily]

I'd tell my waiter the menu sucks and I want lobster, broiled scallops, seafood/vegetable tempura or a fluffer-nut samich, or I'm leaving. I'd also ask to see the dessert menu.

 

[lirica]

ESTP and mushroom. Yummy.

 

[ElephantinePigiferous]

2 ISFP pizzas, a ENTJ steak,2 ENFP burgers and a INFP omelette. eating human for the first time,might as well savour the moment. and yes, 20 fertilized INFP eggs to go please.

 

[esoterictimes]

I'll nibble on all of them because I'm a whore.

 

[Stelmaria]

I would order the sadistic scientist stuck onto skewers. (Kebabs)

 

[ethylester]

I just went with the least likely candidate to taste like human flesh - marinated ESFP. If they marinate it and put a ton of sauce on it, I might be able to close my eyes and imagine I am not eating another person. Plus a squishy little esfp would probably taste sweet and not too tough.

I wanted to pick ESTJ but the idea of meat salad grosses me out.

 

[amethyst_butterfly]

INTJs are lucky that I like tacos. I love Mexican food. I spend a lot of time eating lunch at Taco Bell and Taco Maker.

Yo quiero Tacobell.

 

[Lady Starbird]

Ugh...I feel sick. :|

It's kinda amusing, in a horrible sort of way. Horrible because the very idea is inherently so, and amusing because you know it'll never happen. *sighs in relief*

 

[Flora]

I want an NF chocolate pudding with INTJ sprinkles