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Not to say all NT's are nerdgeeks...

Okay, So the objective is to out geek others.
The winner will be determined as the poster of the post with the most "thanks" on it.

We're going for yo mama style pass backs, but it's not a rule. Keep it funny!
(Eg. I'm so geeky that I wrote my wedding vows in tengwar)
 

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I'm such a geek that I don't go outside unless I am forced to and would rather sit down, watch big bang theory, and think about how much I am like Sheldon and Leonard while at the same time learning string theory.
 

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I fuck a body pillow I've had since I was 10. Never been in romantic human to human relationship. Samuel Morse invented binary. WoW is my proper reality, this dimension just isn't my cup of tea. I can talk to myself in Dr.Who and Star Trek quotes. I would show my dvd collection but it's kind of sticky. I don't drive or walk anywhere. Whatever I need the internet will provide, there is nothing I need outside of this basement. Plus, I know the outside world better than you do, can provide a mathematical formula for how to throw a rock, I can. Describe gravity and existence in a thousand page book written just off the top of your head, that's what I thought. I'm going to go now, it's been a busy day, and I haven't checked out the new editions of leatherman and slutty-princess dairies yet. It's time to make my day complete.
 

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I am pretty far from geek. For one, I wear contacts, and I gotta ton of hobbies:) I'm an avid macrame fan and my art collection is huge; I take game screen shots and frame them. I don't like everything about games though :( For instance, I hate people that don't do role playing servers, or people that get all weird about cybering. It is stupid to get made if i only even do it with the NPC's

My social life rocks, not as good now that my old GF got me on some stupid 'list’:( Everyone likes me cuz I’m ALWAYS the dungeon master. I'm bi-lingual and easily speak both english and Klingon:) I got a ton of friends, but only know about three of their real names. Fizbann comes over every day to co-op play but he wont tell me his real name (He is kinda wierd for a person 60 year old and i think he steals my purple socks). Living with mom gives me a budget for sex toys that is 10k annually:) I product test at five websites for 'the realness factor'. My only real friends all work at down at the porn shop. They said they have to ignore me when they are working, but it is weird cuz i will be the only one there sometimes. They also seem scared of me when I wait in my car outside for them to open:( It's all good tho, we still LAN every third Thursday:)

I made this macrame bird for my mom, but kept it cuz its too cool to just give away i think
 

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I'm not a real geek. If I was, I would build my friends' AIs and get their bodies at the adult toy store. But since I am not a geek, I have to go out and get some mobs so I can level my social skills. Once my social skills are to level 10 then then I can get a friend. But that's too much work, and I'm not even geek enough to make a macro for that. But that's okay, I'll just log on to PerC and maybe the geeks here can tell me where to get a social skill macro.
 

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I failed a class because i didn't do the assignments. I spent the entire semester removing the malware from the terminals that the other students left behind playing web flash games.
Co-workers ask me for answers but don't want the explanation.
I don't get invited to parties, i hear about them on monday. I spent the weekend at work.
ESFX use me to make them look good then get me fired before i make them look bad.
I spent 20 minutes reading part of a book on relativity and had a conversation with my high school physics professor the class couldn't follow.
I slept through 75% of my high school physics classes and got a B.
I remember model numbers and the small differences between models.
It's easier to have people move and let me fix their computers.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19050/saturday-night-live-nick-burns
 

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I beat Final Fantasy 7 8-9 times
Playing a video game for 18 hours straight is not so out of the norm for me
My favorite musical artist is Weird Al
I bought Oxhorn's two cds
I have never had a girlfriend
I read manga
I tried to learn Japanese to understand my animes better
I tried to learn to draw to make comics (epic fail)
I have dressed up like Kakashi from naruto at a convention
I have played japanese porn game (no tentacles or anything that strange)
I imagine characters in mind in anime style
I learned to solder on my own
I watch History channel
I memorized Mel Brooks and Montey Python movies
I have seen Ghost in the Shell 2 three times in theaters and had to travel out of my way to see it.
I built and fixed many computers
I quote Metal Gear Solid the abridged series
I watch Dragonball Z abridged series done by team four star
I make anime music videos
I spend a lot of time watching anime music videos
I have researched dating for a long time and still confused and scared of dating
I wear glasses
Thats all I can think of for now
 

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Hmm, I'll have to do better. Parody time!


Wake up in the mornin feelin like Hawking
Got my glasses all taped up
Gonna hit the PC
Before I log, grab a bottle of mountain dew
Cause when I start typin AJAX, I ain't comin back
I'm speakin - klingon, irc, see
Stalking your facebook page, page
Lose a game I rage, rage
Developing a hash editor
Going to LAN parties
Going to win the trophy

Don't stop, make a clock
PCs beat Macs up
Tonight, create flight
Till I see the sunlight
Crik-crak broke my back
But the work won't stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)

Got a lot to read, but got plenty of dew
Goy my pen and t-89 in my pocket, I'm ready for perl
And now the proceses linin up cause my computer is to slow
But I just load the overclock, keep on tickin
I'm talking about - everybody getting spam, spam
Trying to delete all that junk, junk
Gonna back trace if it has a virus, virus
Now, now - I'm going till he gets found out
and the police fine him 10 thou
fine him 10 thou
fine him 10 thou

Don't stop, make a clock
PCs beat Macs up
Tonight, create flight
Till I see the sunlight
Crik-crak broke my back
But the work won't stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)

Load the recent build
Syntax error on line 5
My heart, it pounds
Forgot to add the ;
With my hands up
My build works!
Covert to .exe
Upload to mediafire

Load the recent build
Syntax error on line 5
My heart, it pounds
Forgot to add the ;
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, I need to do some more math....

Don't stop, make a clock
PCs beat Macs up
Tonight, create flight
Till I see the sunlight
Crik-crak broke my back
But the work won't stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)


It's not the best, I'll work on it.
 

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I'm so geeky I read through the entire thread and agreed on everything said.

I'm so geeky I just made the previous statement up to win this ridiculous forum competition....
 

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I have never watched star wars.
I don't collect comic books.
I have never argued PC vs. MAC or Xbox vs. PS3
I can get along with anyone and can make almost anyone laugh.
I'm a jerk.
I stand people up.
I ignore their feelings and opinions.
People like me anyway.
I think RTS games are retarded.
I think fantasy games are retarded.
 

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I have never watched star wars.
I don't collect comic books.
I have never argued PC vs. MAC or Xbox vs. PS3
I can get along with anyone and can make almost anyone laugh.
I'm a jerk.
I stand people up.
I ignore their feelings and opinions.
People like me anyway.
I think RTS games are retarded.
I think fantasy games are retarded.
Not a geek, probably a douchebag.
 

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I talk in Spock speak
I am as explicitly familiar with string theory as any non-physicist could be
I like Star Trek a lot
Spock is one of my role models
I'm okay at programming
I play many fantasy games
I hope to go to a Renaissance fair
I have wet dreams of the Harvard library
 

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You're not a geek unless you understand that Babylon 5 > Deep Space Nine, and you can explain why.
 
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You're not a geek unless you understand that Babylon 5 > Deep Space Nine, and you can explain why.
I preferred Deep Space Nine, and I used to be an aggressive inline skater. I was also the leader of my clique in high school.
 

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I could tell you about the things I'm in to which make my geek credibility surpass everyone else, but you've probably never heard of any of them so it would be a waste of time.
 
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