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Chatterbox, MOTM August 2013
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Build the complex near a lake, sell maggots as fish bait.

Build a Persian tub for the first "inmate", have him/her build one for the next prisoner prior to incarceration, and so on.

At some point this no longer becomes an execution method but a company producing several products lol. Just shoot the prisoners and outsource the tub manufacturing to a a specialist.

Who wants top of the line tubs for your problematic citizens?
Excellent plan. Until then, not only do we sell the maggots as bait, we charge the fisherman a fee, or make them buy a license to fish. Perhaps set up a boat rental outfit, and a fish and tackle store ...
 

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use the tubs to raise shrimp, or, better yet, lobster. Use the nearby water as a resource.

Then, start a shrimp vaccine company to prevent their viral diseases. use your stock for research, sell worldwide.
 

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what do we do with all the maggots? and we would have to buy a shitload of Persian tubs ...
Build the complex near a lake, sell maggots as fish bait.

Build a Persian tub for the first "inmate", have him/her build one for the next prisoner prior to incarceration, and so on.

At some point this no longer becomes an execution method but a company producing several products lol. Just shoot the prisoners and outsource the tub manufacturing to a a specialist.

Who wants top of the line tubs for your problematic citizens?
Excellent plan. Until then, not only do we sell the maggots as bait, we charge the fisherman a fee, or make them buy a license to fish. Perhaps set up a boat rental outfit, and a fish and tackle store ...

We can be suppliers for those specialty restaurants that serve maggot wine, maggot chips, and maggot burgers. Just saying--- expand your market. We can say something like, "Maggots infused with milk, honey and special sauce."


Dammit I've been watching too much travel channel.
 

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The maggots get sold to hospitals to clean wounds (that is how you make a buck off of maggots- anything in a hospital costs stupid amounts of money and reduces production costs of building stuff like industrial complexes) of those who might survive as well as others so we can sustain our supply of people fodder (this supply could come from prisons, high profile sex offenders and murderers- conservatives would be on board, and then donate to science- dems love that kind of shit), thus doubly reducing overhead and creating a self sustainable product ("green" strategy), also the maggots are raised in an environment that is natural to them and not factory farmed ("organic" strategy).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy

We might even be able to get a good look out of this. We could probably get PETA on board (toss a couple of animal offenders in the tub, *boom you're done). Put Pamela Anderson on a billboard (faux feminists 30 somethings will love it).

http://www.peta.org/tv/videos/vegetarianism-general/1836267917001.aspx

We would have our hands in so many pots.

muah-ha... Mua-ha-ha. MUAHAHAHAHA

 

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Its the new health food. Go green with magggots. Healthy tasty,loose weight, gain stamina, and your libido......whoaaa ( that last one alone should boost sales through the roof )

and not GMO maggots mind you. We'll write a cookbook, have a maggot superfood website.
 

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Need to work on the name. Too ethnic. We're limiting our potential market.
 

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"Organic Solutions, Inc." The cutting-edge company that started the wave of multi-purpuse non-GMO products. You can sell fresh maggots in Southeast Asia for consumption (There are some countries that love that); export all-natural manure to farming countries, grow a local shrimp farm. And, at the same time; for CSR and good PR, we can support local, ecological iniciatives. Hell, with all the crap in the bath tubs and from the maggots; we could even develop some form of crap-based engine, just so we wouldn't depend on petrol.
 

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"Organic Solutions, Inc." The cutting-edge company that started the wave of multi-purpuse non-GMO products. You can sell fresh maggots in Southeast Asia for consumption (There are some countries that love that); export all-natural manure to farming countries, grow a local shrimp farm. And, at the same time; for CSR and good PR, we can support local, ecological iniciatives. Hell, with all the crap in the bath tubs and from the maggots; we could even develop some form of crap-based engine, just so we wouldn't depend on petrol.
Good idea for the name, but taken.


Let me google that for you
 

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Ah, crap. Wait, I got it... "Orgalistyle Inc." (Organic LifeStyle Inc.). A company designed to promote a healthy, organic lifestyle based on the use of maggots.

Consumgots. (Eatable Maggots)
Medigot (Maggots for Medical Research)
Etc.

I think we just found our marketing guy. :wink:

Welcome to the forum. You've really got a sick sense of humor.
 
you'll fit right in
 
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hmmmm, but the word maggot, too many negative connotations. Its scientific name isPhaenicia sericata or Lucilia sericata.

So how about phoenician sericata, or Lucillia sericatta
 
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