I went thru same thing in high school. Girls would ask me to skip class with them and hit the class skipping spot for a cigarette and to "talk". I be like yeah sure, ok....... I'm thinkin Have a smoke and chat awhile. Some of them would be aggressive, too & i'ld be like WTF!?!Okay, so this happened a few years ago. I woke up last night and my brain started thinking about it.
To give you some context, I am the most oblivious person you'll ever meet once you give me romantic implications. My IQ drops to 64.
For example, I was asked out a fair bit in high school. I wasn't interested in a relationship at the time, so most of the time I would decline as politely as I could.
But there were a few occasions were my brain would spontaneously turn into liquified paste when someone would give me objective signs of interest.
But there this one instance that eluded me until very recently. If anything, it might be another story to make fun of me for. So here goes.
Okay, this girl I knew throughout high school recently broke up with her boyfriend. She then asked for me to go on a drive with her, alone, because she needed someone to spend time with.
I was busy with my college courses at the moment, but I agreed because I thought she needed a "friend." I was initially slightly annoyed, but I made time anyways.
So we went driving alone for a few hours talking about random things. Nothing happened of course. After the day was over, I'd go back home.
This repeated a few more times, where we would spend a few hours together every few days. I thought I was doing her a favour, and she seemed relatively happy. So I thought I was doing a good job.
On one occasion, we drove around until the evening. She then randomly said she needed to go home to "change her clothes."
I thought that was weird, since her clothes looked relatively clean. Despite that, I said "sure" and then we arrived at her place. Sure enough, nobody else was home.
She then dropped her stuff, and told me she is going to get changed into different clothes. Again. I reply "Okay, sounds good. I'll just wait in the living room."
She then told me not to worry, as her Dad would "not be home until the next day." My response was "That's fine, I won't touch anything or make a mess"
I remember she may have reiterated a few more times that she needed to get "changed" in her room to be more blunt. I told to just "change her clothes already, I'll wait outside."
So sure enough, she goes into her room to take off her clothes.
After waiting in the living room for 10 minutes or so, I'm just thinking "She is sure taking a long time in there"
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Long story short. Nothing came out of it. Eventually we decided things would be better if we remained friends, so things were called off.
I probably would have declined anyways if I did figure it out, but the cringe is unimaginable lol.
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So word gets around school from the chix: Ask intjonn to go with you to the smoke/skip spot and he'll actually just have a cigerette and just talk..............