Things INTPs never hear

"...a great orator and leader of men!"

You are the most misunderstood person I've ever met, I'm going to tell everyone how awesome you really are.

"Oh will you STOP crying already?! JEEZ!"

"Wow! Your room is so organized!"

"I'm glad someone here is NORMAL like you!"

"GAWD! You're so ditsy and stupid!"

"OMG! I love your outfit! It's so stylish and trendy!"

"You're such an attention whore!"

"Dude, you're too outgoing."

"You're so charismatic"

"thanks for being on time"

"hey i need someone to vent to.."

"you're a really good dancer"

"i appreciate how accepting you are of all different kids of people.."

"I like how you always accept my ideas without question, even if they don't make sense to you. Makes me feel really validated."

j3321 said:

I'm out going.

People tell me I'm charismatic.

Some people realize how cool I really am and tell others about it.

People vent to me all the time. I'm like Sigmund Freud to people with problems.

I hog attention but it's not because I like people it's because I despise them and am actually patronizing them.


So far this thread sucks.

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ya i just realized how charismatically cool you are. teenager, dude?

Dionysus said:

"thanks for being on time"

"hey i need someone to vent to.."

"you're a really good dancer"

"i appreciate how accepting you are of all different kids of people.."

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I'm actually neurotic about being on time. For my most recent job interview (got the job btw XD) I set two alarm clocks and headed out 1.5 hours early in case of traffic, got there about 45 minutes early, and had to wait in the car running through simulated interviews in my head. I don't think I've EVER been late for an appointment. I just don't like making appointments because they're sort of an imposition for me.

what? I don't even understand that Dionysus.

"You're moving too fast for me..."

What? You guys suck. I tried to teach a guy my job today and train him and I was going to fast for him. Man this thread is worthless.

j3321 said:

What? You guys suck. I tried to teach a guy my job today and train him and I was going to fast for him. Man this thread is worthless.

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I'm sure the "You're moving too fast" was a reference to in relationships/romatically.

PS get the fuck over yourself.

"You have no absolutely no self-standards."


"Why do you fall in love with every single person you meet?"

"You really should work on being more analytical."

Trainwreck said:

I'm sure the "You're moving too fast" was a reference to in relationships/romatically.

PS get the fuck over yourself.

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ooooooooooooh tough guy. Tough guy on the internet everyone. Watch out. He'll punch you through the computer screen.