[Candu]

once upon a time, in a land far away...

your turn

 

[NexT]

there was a piece of bacon

 

[Isildin]

that was happily strolling in the woods

 

[NexT]

the bacon was a lonely bacon

 

[Icewater]

and wanted to have some egg friends..

 

[Candu]

bacon knew he had little in common with said eggs

 

[pmj85]

And began to contemplate how, as a piece of bacon, he could possibly be sentient.

 

[prettyhowtown]

There was, however, a more practical issue at hand... you see, the woods is full of hungry carnivores.

 

[pmj85]

The bacon knew something was watching him - a chill ran down his rind.

 

[Candu]

bacon hid his succulent fatty portions, so as not to attract attention

 

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A pair of glowing red eyes appeared in the darkness beyond, and a twisted snout sniffed at the air. mmmm, he smelled bacon.

 

[BunBurry]

Bacon knew of this red-eyed threat and had a plan in mind...

 

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He had learned this plan by watching bugs bunny.

 

[Candu]

bacon...hums the road runner theme song

 

[heartturnedtoporcelain]

the humming makes all the trees come alive

 

[obz900]

They come together in a beautiful chorus of bark and leaf, chasing away the thing that was watching Bacon.

 

[prettyhowtown]

Suddenly the bacon comes upon....

 

[heartturnedtoporcelain]

a sighing tooth and a grumbling bumblebee

 

[Nasmoe]

They sung a happy song for the bacon

 

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The bacon remembers he still hasn't found the egg friends.