[Zoquaro]

You know, for kicks and giggles - all good fun. Justifications for types (and extra world domination steps) are welcome! XD

List A (More Dakka)
1. Learn necessary engineering skills
2. Develop laser research facility - make legitimate business for monetary resources
3. Create giant death ray in the name of 'peace'

-Can be done in secret if need be​

4. Fire at the military and any nukes that come your way
5. Threaten to incinerate other landmasses such as Australia or the moon if people don't give Earth to you

-If you don't like a country very much, do it anyway to be a jerk ^^​

6. Create an awesome evil empire lair defended by your powerful lasers

List B (Society Zero)
1. Develop a large subterranean city in the core of the earth

-Said city will be powered by heat​

-City will be sustainable without outside resources​

2. Trigger mass earthquakes using powerful explosives - the bigger, the better
3. Wait inside your city until the outside world falls to anarchy due to 'natural' disasters
4. Allow a certain subset of people to enter your underground domain

-They will take an aptitude test for suitability​

-People who fail the test are booted out​

5. After city reaches desired capacity, trigger more mass earthquakes
6. Rule over the remnants of humanity inside your little underground bubble as benevolent dictator for life

List C (Binary Ascension)
1. Develop business specialized in artificial intelligence robotics
2. Learn necessary software skills to replicate human consciousness in digital format
3. Upload your consciousness into multiple hidden computer servers around the world

-The servers must NOT be compatible with modern operating systems​

-This prevents your downfall from some human engineered virus or something silly like that ;D​

4. You are now immune to death by old age, to make sure your reign sticks around

-You're also free from that pesky thing called 'empathy', which prepares you for...​

5. From your digital domain, develop drones which can lobotomise humans and take a snapshot of their dying consciousness
6. When the human population is eradicated, you'll be left with billions of artificial souls
7. Algorithmically filter the desirable imprints to be integrated into your own consciousness

-This boosts your awareness and intelligence to insane levels​

-With enough people, you'll amass a consciousness large enough to be feasibly called omnescient​

8. Continue this process throughout the universe

List D (Hellbinder)
1. Buy a Necronomicon or some other suitably demonic tome on Craigslist

-If the book is a dud, sue the seller for false advertising​

-Use the money to buy a better demonic tome​

2. Carefully read through said demonic tome to make sure you don't make any mistakes in your summons

-Be sure to look for carefully worded loopholes just in case​

-If a deal looks too good to be true, make sure to read the terms and conditions​

3. Practice your summons on lesser denizens before graduating to more advanced ones
4. Having mastered summoning, call on a powerful brimstone demon to rain the Earth with hellfire

-Payment in blood or fornication recommended over 'eternal souls'​

5. Resurrect part of humanity as your undead army, using the others as free sacrificial material
6. Opening a gateway to the demonic realm with your blood/other humans, invade it
7. With your undead army, destroy every single demon in the place, and usurp the throne for yourself
8. Take a nice time out with succubi serving your every need - finally some peace and quiet ^^

Type E (New World Order)
1. Become super-duper rich through startup company creation and clever stock market investments

-Ideally, this wealth is kept a secret, so conspiracy theories around you are kept to a minimum​

2. Use your money to buy entire political parties, the closest thing to purchasing an entire country

-If you're feeling extravagant, buy an entire timeline or three and do away with the rest of the list​

3. Send countries with less influential governments into financial ruin with bad policies and foreign relations
4. Let said ruined countries squabble over and weaken each other until...
5. Use a bribed, strongly militaristic country to nuke the last strands of prosperity away from the lot
6. Through said country, secretly rule, sipping your alcoholic-drink-of-choice on a topless beach in France

-You may choose lemonade or something suitably sobering if you want to keep your wits with you
​

Additions:

List F (Upheaval)
1. Develop your cult leader skills to the max - you may have done this already. If so, pat yourself on the back ^^
2. Proselytize to others, starting with close family, then expand to friends, then let them do the converting
3. With your enlightened followers, begin to take down monuments of the old reign, symbolising the coming of a new dawn
4. Create nukes or other weapons of mass destruction with converted technicians and scientists
5. Target all governmental buildings with said WoMDs

-You could have staged a coup, but somehow people tend not to notice things that don't involve explosions XD​

6. Celebrate by dancing in the rain while the next power comes into play ;D

-Preferably, said power is you in some form of course ^^
​

List G (The Swarm)
1. Synthesize your own insect species

-Preferably a few for flight, terrestrial and aquatic movement​

2. Design insects to be carnivorous and man eating

-While it may be tempting to give them a fatal weakness to say, bug spray, this is not a good idea​

-Instead, limit their lifespan to only a few weeks - that way, you can just hunker down for a little while ​

-Make them breed using human proteins, so once they're all gone, they'll die out​

3. Test it on some roadkill - if it's not fast enough for your taste, go back to the drawing board
4. Test their durability in different weather conditions: snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, fire, vacuum of space, etc.
5. Once you've cultivated a sizeable population, release them on a sizable landmass
6. Stay in your bunker for a few weeks - hope you made some flying insects ;D

-Curse when you see Madagascar untouched​

7. Spend the time designing some large ant troopers that listen to your every order

-They're excellent at biting through any remnant enemies, demolishing ruined buildings, and serving tea ^^​

8. With your ant troopers, dominate the world in a solitary natural utopia with no one to bother you

-Finish off Madagascar​

-Think about how to deal with the now abandoned nuclear power plants and manmade monuments ​

 

[Chompy]

:carrot: I don't know what type it would be, but good lord, List D is right up my alley. :carrot:

 

[Dustanddawnzone]

Some ungodly combination of List D and List C seem like me: thinking of majoring in computer programming and am
drawn to esoteric things of all sorts.

 

[tinyheart]

Against world domination. We will rise and defend our liberty.

I guess you could say I'm more List V.

 

[Zoquaro]

Against world domination. We will rise and defend our liberty.

I guess you could say I'm more List V.

Inspiration!

List F (Upheaval)
1. Develop your cult leader skills to the max - you may have done this already. If so, pat yourself on the back ^^
2. Proselytize to others, starting with close family, then expand to friends, then let them do the converting
3. With your enlightened followers, begin to take down monuments of the old reign, symbolising the coming of a new dawn
4. Create nukes or other weapons of mass destruction with converted technicians and scientists
5. Target all governmental buildings with said WoMDs

-You could have staged a coup, but somehow people tend not to notice things that don't involve explosions XD​

6. Celebrate by dancing in the rain while the next power comes into play ;D

-Preferably, said power is you in some form of course ^^​

 

[Zoquaro]

'nother list! ^^

List G (The Swarm)
1. Synthesize your own insect species

-Preferably a few for flight, terrestrial and aquatic movement​

2. Design insects to be carnivorous and man eating

-While it may be tempting to give them a fatal weakness to say, bug spray, this is not a good idea
-Instead, limit their lifespan to only a few weeks - that way, you can just hunker down for a little while
-Make them breed using human proteins, so once they're all gone, they'll die out​

3. Test it on some roadkill - if it's not fast enough for your taste, go back to the drawing board
4. Test their durability in different weather conditions: snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, fire, vacuum of space, etc.
5. Once you've cultivated a sizeable population, release them on a sizable landmass
6. Stay in your bunker for a few weeks (you prepared that, right? XD) - hope you made some flying insects ;D

-Curse when you see Madagascar untouched​

7. Spend the time designing some large ant troopers that listen to your every order

-They're excellent at biting through any remnant enemies, demolishing ruined buildings, and serving tea ^^​

8. With your ant troopers, dominate the world in a solitary natural utopia with no one to bother you

-Finish off Madagascar
-Think about how to deal with the now abandoned nuclear power plants and manmade monuments ​

 

[Zoquaro]

Yet another list to type - credit goes to someone else

List H (A Gift)
1. Build a replica of the Earth using whatever shoddy material you can find
2. Bribe people with free t-shirts to move onto the replica of Earth
3. Free t-shirts are irresistible, so everyone goes
4. You are now the only human on real-Earth ^^