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What are your satire nicknames for the different MBTI types?

I'll start:

NTs

INTJ - The Socially Dysfunctional Hacker
INTP - The Annoying Hipster
ENTP - The Loudmouth Troll
ENTJ - Grumpy McLoudface

NFs

INFJ - That-one-guy/girl-that-everyone-is-cool-with or The wacky conspiracy nut
INFP - The pansy
ENFP - The overly-keen activist
ENFJ - The Spiritual leader a.k.a The Terrorist

SJs

ISTJ - The (boring) disciplined (*yawn*) traditionalist
ISFJ - The Super-dependable person
ESFJ - The charming Show host
ESTJ - The Wealthy Workaholic

SPs

ISTP - The Badass
ESTP - The Jock
ESFP - The Social overlord
ISFP - The Depressed Artist

Note: This is all just a joke which does not necessarily need to be taken seriously, feel free to make fun of others all you want here, 'cause you know, its a "joke". :wink:
 

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Loudmouth troll? Pssh right. That's rich coming from a socially dysfunctional hacker.
 

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Tommo, Petey One-Eye, The Crowbar, and Slappy...

Keirsey says Finger's ideal mate is Whammo, but that's just a load of crock. He's a gronk that one, they get on like piss and live wires.
Judy-dominants are a different beast to Percy-doms.

Sucky-onyx at least offers a smarter solution, but it tries too hard to call shit "fertiliser".
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Bleh, these are even worse than Keirseys....
I know it's a "joke" but.... bleh
Let me copy and paste them and see whether they apply to any of the people I know..... nah, too much bother.

I call Fe-doms "harmony mice".
 

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People.
 

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Young man, you can get glad in the very same pants you got mad in!
 

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I'm actually pretty ok with Loudmouth Troll. At least I've got pizzazz.
 

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ESTJ Stewards
ENTJ Kings

ESFJ Taylor Swift
ENFJ Champions

ISTJ Old reliable (but more accurately "old dependable")
INTJ The reasonable and the awkward

ISFJ Under-appreciated service, the ones somehow happy in selflessness
INFJ The funny awkward ones

ESTP The restless ones
ENTP Pun masters 9000

ESFP Fun'sters
ENFP The community spiritual hippie

ISTP Alternative news politics
INTP Solipsism and epistemology

ISFP Individuals aspiring towards meaning
INFP Simba or Lion-o
 

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Over time, I'd come up with nicknames as prompts for my ISFJ mother to remember and differentiate between some of the types:

NTs - The Intellectuals
INTJ - The Socially Awkward/Retarded Me
INTP - The Einsteins / The Wacky Scientists/Professors
ENTJ - The Tyrants/Bosses/CEOs
ENTP - The Debaters

NFs
INFP - The Overly Reserved/Passive
ENFP - Dr. Mike / Robin Williams / Peeta

SJs
- The Police
ISTJ - The Go-by-the-book-explicitly type
ISFJ - Mom's type / The Nurses (The Sheep)
ESTJ - The Controllers

SPs - The Live-in-the-Moment types
ISFP - Dad's type / The Peculiar Artists
ESFP - The Earthy Adrenaline-Seekers

ENTP - The Loudmouth Troll
Excellent. My ENTP colleague would enjoy that.
 

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ENFJ - Emotional Succubus from hell
ENFP - Unreliable Bunnies
ENTJ - INTJs that never gave a shit.
ENTP - Court Jester/Joker(in some cases see Batman)
ESFJ - Self-infatuated emotional mayhem machines
ESFP - Future Wife in the state of Nevada
ESTJ - People with no desires.
ESTP - Assholes with no conscience. Makes a great pair to the ENFJs succubus from hell.
ISTP - Carfixer.
ISTJ - Benign Idiots.
ISFP - Eternal Victims by choice.
ISFJ - Casual people.
INTP - Great friends.
INTJ - Misunderstood Genius
INFP - Bitchy Victims by choice.
INFJ - Truly talented singers/writers.
 
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