[Miss Scarlet]

I ask this only because I normally think things such as:

1. I have to do homework.
2. That lady short changed me today.
3. What should I have for dinner.
4. I wish I had an iPhone.
5. What was it Dr. Clampit said about the revolutionary war?
6. Tomorrow I have to turn in that scholarship application.
7. I have a test on thursday.
8. Finals are in a month.
9. Crap did I spend to much money today? I wonder how much is left in my bank account?
10.I hope the battieres don't run out. :laughing:
11. I can't make up my mind on which one is better brocclie and pasta or brocclie and rice?
12. I should start my christmas shopping early this ear.
13. If I could take over the world I would do it with the cunning use of monkeys armed with banana guns.
14. I really think that Teal'c's character was really underused in the first seasons of stargate. I wonder how many more times Daniel Jackson will die? Last time I counted it was like 17 or something. I love how in the last season it magically became FARgate.
15. Chocolate should be spelled chalklet.
16. Math is stupid.
17. I love Eddie Izzard " we stole countries with the cunning use of flags"!
18. I forgot to brush my teeth this morning.
19. Is Osama Bin laden dead or alive?
20. I need to...... do other stuff than this.

Does anyone else find that odd? Does anyone else think about doing their taxes when doing this? What do you think about?

 

[Rogue Eagle]

For real I think "heh man, this'd look so fucked up if I was wearing a clown costume and died due to heart failure"
It's totally random I know. Just because I once heard a comedian make some kind of joke about it.

I have the teeth brushing thought too.

Sometimes if I'm feeling really inappropriate I'll think about what plans I have that day.

Also: "I don't have time for this"

 

[Rayne]

As well as the above

Usually something along the lines of 'I hate you hormones...'

 

[Linden88]

hot chicks...what else lol

 

[Darkestblue]

What the hell? How can you guys think of that stuff while fapping/schlicking?:crazy: I would lose my boner so damn quick if that kind of stuff was on my mind while doing it.

Anyway, I fap to lots of things (that make me horny). I'm not going to elaborate though. I don't want to scare anyone away.:tongue: I definitely need some visual stimuli when doing it, though. Rarely can I fap on the thought of something alone.

 

[CrabHammer]

I get tend to get so lustful in the act that I'm not really thinking of much other than fucking.

 

[KaylRyck]

I just love to think about lengths of Pizza Hut mozzarella cheese stretching and sticking to my mouth as I take a bite.

LOL kidding. Ew. Well actually I used to be completely gay (I'm not kidding...for at least nine years), but thanks to the bate now I'm getting straighter (which seemed impossible), so nowadays I do my best to think about the girls in all their sexiness.

 

[Guiltyuntilproven]

LOL...to all of you. :tongue:

 

[amanda32]

I'm feeling quite sexual lately so I'll share one of my recent fantasies that I...use.

I walk into a type of "eyes wide shut" party, couples are having sex everywhere in this luxurious house and I know it's very naughty of me to be here and I shouldn't be. Still, I walk in slowly unable to look away, drawn to the scene.
There is a man standing against the wall, he grabs me and pulls me to him, his hand wrapped around my waist and his mouth next to my ear, he whispers things while we watch the couple on the couch.
The anticipation of knowing that I'll be doing that soon too excites me as does his hardness pressed into my backside. He kisses me ear and neck and slips his hand beneath my skirt...

And it continues like this. I need fantasies to have a "successful" experience.

 

[KaylRyck]

Yeah, I don't understand how some people can't have to use material to be successful! Using the mind is so much better imo.

Btw Amanda. I totally didn't expect to see you here. Tsk tsk. :crazy:

 

[amanda32]

Btw Amanda. I totally didn't expect to see you here. Tsk tsk. :crazy:

I know, I usually don't but I'm in a certain rebellious mood.

 

[CrabHammer]

I'm feeling quite sexual lately so I'll share one of my recent fantasies that I...use.

I walk into a type of "eyes wide shut" party, couples are having sex everywhere in this luxurious house and I know it's very naughty of me to be here and I shouldn't be. Still, I walk in slowly unable to look away, drawn to the scene.
There is a man standing against the wall, he grabs me and pulls me to him, his hand wrapped around my waist and his mouth next to my ear, he whispers things while we watch the couple on the couch.
The anticipation of knowing that I'll be doing that soon too excites me as does his hardness pressed into my backside. He kisses me ear and neck and slips his hand beneath my skirt...

And it continues like this. I need fantasies to have a "successful" experience.

Ahem...excuse me :blushed:

 

[KaylRyck]

I know, I usually don't but I'm in a certain rebellious mood.

Nice to know we're all perfectly human. :wink:

 

[KaylRyck]

Btw, 'MastUrbate' in this title is misspelt and its really ticking me off. :dry:

 

[Immemorial]

- Who should I be doing this over?
- I should be working, nah.
- I wonder how long I could last without doing this.
- Should I put porn on, or use my imagination?
- The grammatical content of this act is unsatisfactory.
- Hitler.

So many dilemmas.

 

[SlowPoke68]

How it's about time to re-caulk the shower floor.

 

[INFJGirlie]

How it's about time to re-caulk the shower floor.

Is it like a plumber and over sexed housewife scenario? LOL :laughing:
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If I masturbate I think about very animalistic sex and the man is always whispering dirty things in my ear that push me over the edge into bliss.... LOL

 

[Miss Scarlet]

For real I think "heh man, this'd look so fucked up if I was wearing a clown costume and died due to heart failure"
It's totally random I know. Just because I once heard a comedian make some kind of joke about it.

I have the teeth brushing thought too.

Sometimes if I'm feeling really inappropriate I'll think about what plans I have that day.

Also: "I don't have time for this"

That would suck to die while doing in a clown suite. But very funny! :laughing:

 

[Miss Scarlet]

- Who should I be doing this over?
- I should be working, nah.
- I wonder how long I could last without doing this.
- Should I put porn on, or use my imagination?
- The grammatical content of this act is unsatisfactory.
- Hitler.

So many dilemmas.

ROTFL! Hitler? Of all things that is scary!

 

[Miss Scarlet]

What the hell? How can you guys think of that stuff while fapping/schlicking?:crazy: I would lose my boner so damn quick if that kind of stuff was on my mind while doing it.

Anyway, I fap to lots of things (that make me horny). I'm not going to elaborate though. I don't want to scare anyone away.:tongue: I definitely need some visual stimuli when doing it, though. Rarely can I fap on the thought of something alone.

Well, I'm a woman I don't need "visuals".