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What is one thing that your man does that make you go weak at the knees? I'm sure for my SO its probably vacuuming but you might have other things.
 

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Vacuuming? Why would that make her go weak at the knees? Is it only vacuuming or would any mundane task do?
 

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My attempt at humor. I think her weakness would come more from shock more than anything else.
 

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Man I must be one of the biggest perverts here, I assumed vaccuuming was your slang term for something else...:tongue:
 
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I go weak when my man kidnaps me for the weekend and has planned it for a long time. Anything a man plans in advance for me, makes me go weak in the knees. Something thoughtful like taking me to my favorite show or him dressing up in a suit and tie for me for a "special night". Also, flowers DO work on me. Hate to admit it.

I melt if he kisses the back of my neck. I go absolutely weak.

One time my boyfriend surprised me and put 4 brand new tires my car, the highest grade, and a life time warranty, just because he wanted me to be "safe." Anytime any guy tries to show me concern over my safety, that's pretty hot. You know, like going to the gas station and putting gas in my car because it's too late at night and he will worry about me.

Oh yeah- fixing anything. So hot. I'm talking about things like hanging a picture for me, fixing a cupboard, or changing my oil...Oh I'm so typical (sorry). But it's true. Fixing stuff is such a turn on. It lets me know he cares and is joe cool. It really makes me melt.
 

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Man I must be one of the biggest perverts here, I assumed vaccuuming was your slang term for something else...:tongue:
When I first read it I was thinking the same thing. I would imagine it involves the mouth if it was slang for something dirty
 

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What is one thing that your man does that make you go weak at the knees? I'm sure for my SO its probably vacuuming but you might have other things.

My friend goes weak at the knees when she sees her husband rocking their brand new baby on his stomach so the baby will go to sleep.
 

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My friend goes weak at the knees when she sees her husband rocking their brand new baby on his stomach so the baby will go to sleep.
That's sweet. I would love to be a father myself, but I probably wouldn't be much good at giving the child the affection he or she required.
 

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Hooray Joe was imagining the same thing I was! A good vaccuuming sounded like (while in this thread) something to do with suction, so I was imagining a good slupring in my favourite spot would be it.
 

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I think it can be pretty obvious what vacuuming can mean in slang. But it doesn't matter. xD.

I like that my man helps me and likes everypart of me, even the most borderline artist ones (i have a few...). I like that he speaks openly about what he likes. I like he's sweet.
 

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You mean cunnilingus?
Yessum.

Lol. I've heard cunnilingus called "carpet munching" but never "vacuuming".
It takes a bit of imagination or perversion if you will. Now that I think about it, what do vaccuums do? Clean carpets. *grin*

I think it can be pretty obvious what vacuuming can mean in slang. But it doesn't matter. xD.
I like that my man helps me and likes everypart of me, even the most borderline artist ones (i have a few...). I like that he speaks openly about what he likes. I like he's sweet.
Yeah I love a good vaccuuming too. :wink: Hopefully some time soon...*sigh*
 

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I bark like a goat

goats bark dont they wildly some may say. Well those within the secret goatem brotherhood of vacuum haters, We just open all (my) doors and windows and let the vortex that is the scottish gale force wind carry the vacuous from my abode...preferably into a super nova

and then I polish my nob, cos I am in an excitable state, if you know what i mean and surely sure that no-one does (llok its with the vacuum nothing else ya filthy filth mongereres...mind you it needs to be jumbo wide for me...i digress

Oh and then i put on me man porn and fall asleep in one pico second
 

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Hmm I vacuum the floors all the time, at least every two weeks or so.......I think the women around me must have rigid joints.
 

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I love how much he respects me. It's hard to describe how he conveys it, sometimes it's just in the way he looks at me :laughing: but he appreciates me as I am, and it makes me feel so special.

And I know it will make me sound antiquated, but I do love how protective he is of me. Not just physically - but I'm a lot more soft-spoken than he is and he understands that. I love how soft and considerate he can be of my feelings, and he hits the balance perfectly between being protective and still respecting me as a person.
 
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