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I know absolutely nothing about these people. I don't know if I've met these people in reality. Can't say that I ask people to take personality tests upon meeting - maybe I should.
 

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We're just that fucking sexy. Everyone loves us, or, everyone should love us. Since our opinions are what matter, everyone obviously does love us. Our rooms look like a rampaging rhino decided it enjoyed the sensation of scattering everything everywhere. We're the ones who came up with the theory of relativity, cheese graters, and Sham-WOW.

The Mad Hatter, the Sham WOW guy, Einstein, and Fred and George Weasely are all good examples of the types of ENTPs you'll encounter. I, of course, am the best example of the sexy and witty ENTP archetype.

**Also see
Mao Zedong
Robert Oppenheimer
Osama Bin Laden (?)
 

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The wonderful thing about entps
Is entps are wonderful things!
Their jokes are made out of rubber
Their arguments are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about entps is
I'm not the only one
Entps are cuddly fellas
entps are occasionally sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat... and repeat

The wonderful thing about entps
Is entp are marvelous cats!
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about entps is
I'm not the only one
 

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What isn't so great about being ENTP?
 

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You shouldn't come to an ENTP thread asking what's so great about us. But for the record: everything ;)
 

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We're also extremely modest. I mean ... when you're this friggin spectacular it only makes sense to be excessively modest. I mean ... we might even be the MOST modestest everz.
 

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Also we can behave like insufferable pricks and people find it funny/charming.
this works better for male ENTP's. A milder more female version of this would be...? Either way, it sends the ISFJ women running away, and the xNFx men running towards :)

Whats so great about being ENTP? One minute, I'll be reading Tolstoy, the next I'll be biking miles. Next i'm drinking with a guy that ran into me accidently on purpose, and i've got a crazy wild mix of endorphins and alcohol sending me FLYING and these other guys never knew who i was til now

entp girl is thinking, wow why are guys so freaking emotional. Geezus

ENTP is knowing intuitively how to feel badass, because not only can we crack up xSTPs as we watch celebrity beatdown, we can sit and dream with the INFJs

ENtP is wit sending some people away, drawing others, and at our best, the divide only deepens
 

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When it comes to NTs, we're the cool kids.

Of course when compared to all other types it's less impressive as we are still NTs.


The wonderful thing about entps
Is entps are wonderful things!
Their jokes are made out of rubber
Their arguments are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about entps is
I'm not the only one
Entps are cuddly fellas
entps are occasionally sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat... and repeat

The wonderful thing about entps
Is entp are marvelous cats!
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about entps is
I'm not the only one
I am so in love with this it hurts! <3
 

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You guys seem like you'd make an excellent partner in crime. Now if I could just find one in real life...
 

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You guys seem like you'd make an excellent partner in crime. Now if I could just find one in real life...
Be careful with that thought. It has a tendency to turn into a "be careful what you wish for" type of situation when we team up. To much can get done to well, TO FAST ..... assuming we don't kill each other in the process.
 

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We are the contradictions! Of all the characteristics that can be mashed together using the MTBI we are the most strange combination.

Intuitive extroverts? Thinking Percievers?
We are the resistance!
We are the different ones!
We are the smoking church goers,
We are the extroverted nerds,
We are the intelligent goofs,
We are the rebel "rule followers",
We are the rational visionaries,
We are the charming assholes,
We are the lazy overachievers!

Chaos does not embrace us, we embrace chaos,
Where others see certainty we see possibility,
Where others see limits we see freedom,
In debates we don't attack nor defend we analyse,

We are the seeds of innovation, the readers of the future, the rebels of the present and the heroes from the past.

We are the ENTP.

Ps:. Imagine me doing this while saying all that.

 

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We are the contradictions! Of all the characteristics that can be mashed together using the MTBI we are the most strange combination.

Intuitive extroverts? Thinking Percievers?
We are the resistance!
We are the different ones!
We are the smoking church goers,
We are the extroverted nerds,
We are the intelligent goofs,
We are the rebel "rule followers",
We are the rational visionaries,
We are the charming assholes,
We are the lazy overachievers!

Chaos does not embrace us, we embrace chaos,
Where others see certainty we see possibility,
Where others see limits we see freedom,
In debates we don't attack nor defend we analyse,

We are the seeds of innovation, the readers of the future, the rebels of the present and the heroes from the past.

We are the ENTP.

Ps:. Imagine me doing this while saying all that.

I'm thinking more like a "Bravehart" type speech here. Well done.
 

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We are the contradictions! Of all the characteristics that can be mashed together using the MTBI we are the most strange combination.

Intuitive extroverts? Thinking Percievers?
We are the resistance!
We are the different ones!
We are the smoking church goers,
We are the extroverted nerds,
We are the intelligent goofs,
We are the rebel "rule followers",
We are the rational visionaries,
We are the charming assholes,
We are the lazy overachievers!

Chaos does not embrace us, we embrace chaos,
Where others see certainty we see possibility,
Where others see limits we see freedom,
In debates we don't attack nor defend we analyse,

We are the seeds of innovation, the readers of the future, the rebels of the present and the heroes from the past.

We are the ENTP.

Ps:. Imagine me doing this while saying all that.

Is it weird that I want to photoshop your face on the horse?
ASDF I miss my stuff.
 

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We're the one person in the room that has the biggest EGO and still has looks and brains and charm to back that up.

Fuck yeah.
step aside peasant, you're in my court.
 
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