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What Is The Weirdest Thing That Anyone's Admitted To You?

Alot of people often confide in me some of the strangest/weirdest/unexpected things. Of course, it's totally okay! It's just that sometimes.... people come out with some seriously interesting/unexpected things.

What's the weirdest/most interesting/other thing someone's told you? :)


(Sorry if this has already been posted, couldn't find anything on it, but perhaps I hadn't looked hard enough).
 

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Hey Emma,

I don't really find stuff weird.....People do often tell me things, though I dont notice they do this more with me than others, though I have had this pointed out....I guess i must just be a little naive ...or maybe jst very accepting...because on the latter note, I don't really find anything weird.....anything new or unexpected is novel and exciting to me and I see everyone as an individual and so I suppose its expected that confessions will differ....

Sorry thats not really answered your question, but its just my take

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It's okay!
'Cause I know how you mean. Like, my boyfriend told me at one point in our relationship that he was interested in Cross-Dressing..... the first thing that sprung to my mind was: OMG WE CAN GO SHOPPING TOGETHER!
Haha. Don't think it was such an appropriate response, but it eased him about it, the fact I wasn't phased by it.
Though, I know society generally thinks it as weird, so.... ^_^;;
 

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Thats brilliant, an ENFP is exactly what closet cross dresser needs when they need a wardrobe update but don't know who to turn too.......god bless your unphasicle ways...and mine to that matter MWAHAHAHA ENFp for world domination :tongue:

Ps. Emma i swear you bring out the worst in me (jk)....i used to have this friend at school, I ALWAYS got into trouble with (well not trouble...FUN!)...we were what they called matches n dynamite....funny, thinking back I wonder if she was ENFP....sometimes I wonder what kind of combination personalities spark off acute but fun disaster, because I know other ENFPs and we don't spark in the same way....wonder if its to do with the percentage preference to the functions.....I just find someone with more mishceviousness brings out more of my monkeyness side....ya think?
 

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Wow. That would really be a hard choice for me. People have opened up and told me some doozies.

Here are a few:

"I hired a hooker to make sure it *motions to crotch*still works and it does!" (60 year old man working at college).

A voice teacher during my lesson: "I'm a Portuguese everywhere on my body except my nipples. One is pink!"

Drunk man "I would like you to pee on me."
Me: What the hell? I have never.....
Drunk man: "You've just never been loved so much before"

A common girlfriend: "I've been having sex with your best friend's boyfriend for the past 3 months but please don't tell her. We're not doing it anymore."

Family member: "He calls me 'mommy' in bed".

Yeah, TMI doesn't exist in my world. People tell me everything.....
 

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Something freakish happened to me a few years back with a few ex's.. I don't know what went through their minds. For some reason, they were compelled to take my thong, play with it (place it over their heads), and then ended up trying them on..

I was kinda.. disturbed by all this... I wasn't laughing, but they were.. having a ball trying on my underwear. I just laid there in shock!:shocked:

Other surprising things? One of my other ex's told me he got jealous when he saw me holding a vibrator when we visited a sex toys shop for fun.. He literally got jealous at that thing.. so weird.
 

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Something freakish happened to me a few years back with a few ex's.. I don't know what went through their minds. For some reason, they were compelled to take my thong, play with it (place it over their heads), and then ended up trying them on..
Okay, if I'm reading this correctly... you've had MULTIPLE boyfriends who have tried on your thongs?! That's... alarming. You should probably start gravitating towards a different "type"... for your own sake!

I'm kind of in the same position that some of you have mentioned -- I'm not judgemental at all and pretty strange myself, so I find that people are constantly opening up to me, but I never really step back and say "well... that was weird."
 

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There's no such thing as to weird or to tmi I've seen and heard things that people would never want to see or hear.
Well here are some of the most obscure ones
1. Dude your sister is hot.
2. Dude your moms hot.
3. Best Friend "Dude I got rocked soo hard last night I'm walking funny"
4. Ex-GF best friend "your fucking hot let's screw."
5. Best friend " dude if I were gay I'd love you,no homo"
6. "have you ever put a condom in the microwave? Dude it hovers!"

All time wierdist awkward moment:
7. A good friend calling me up at 5 am "dude I just woke up with my butt aching , $10 under my pillow, and a piece of binder paper with a smiley face on it drawn with a yellow highlighter and sharpie"
 

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Ahahaha, these are all good but this has to be the funniest so far:

All time wierdist awkward moment:
7. A good friend calling me up at 5 am "dude I just woke up with my butt aching , $10 under my pillow, and a piece of binder paper with a smiley face on it drawn with a yellow highlighter and sharpie"

That....is something. xD

Strawberry Lola, that's pretty.... shocking, actually, that someone could be THAT easily jealous! They are awesome, yes, but they're not gonna replace the real thing :') xD
 

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Well the wierdest thing I saw was one of my friends mouth ductaped and hand cuffed to the bed in pink fuzzy handcuffs with a pillow over his junk. That was the morning after the party. The most wierdest thing that happen to me was waking up with curly fry in my pocket. (same party as above)
 

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Ahahahaha! Omg!

That reminds me of a party where I walked into the Host's kitchen to see her sitting on the floor, with a guy who obviously fancies here kneeling next to her, duct taping her up...
...So I just stood there and filmed it :D Twas quite funny :')

Speaking of parties, another shocking thing someone admitted to me (same people as above), was how the Host ended up 'doing stuff' with that guy! 10 minutes after I'd left the party! In the same bath tub that all 3 of us had been sitting in!
At a PARTY of all places! xD
 
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Okay, if I'm reading this correctly... you've had MULTIPLE boyfriends who have tried on your thongs?! That's... alarming. You should probably start gravitating towards a different "type"... for your own sake!

I'm kind of in the same position that some of you have mentioned -- I'm not judgemental at all and pretty strange myself, so I find that people are constantly opening up to me, but I never really step back and say "well... that was weird."
It was 2 boyfriends I was in LTRs with. Yeah- that was pretty cruzzzzy!! I mean, they both tried my thongs on and laid there laughing, and I just kinda.. grossed out!!

Weird thing said to me..? One time I was working at a retail store, and an old guy who looked about 65 came in and told me about his sex life. He then told me to:
"Experiment with as many people as you can.. That way, when you get married, your sex life will always be thrilling and your husband will be pleaased.. that's what my wife did."

(I betchu he was probably on his way to pick up some Viagra or Levitra or somethin?!:confused:)
 

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...Strange. People had confessed to me weird stuff during first meetings too O_O

I remember once in the first MSN conversation, a girl confessed about cheating on her boyfriend 3 times.
 

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Within about ten minutes of a stranger coming over to me and starting a random conversation, I learned that he was having trouble finding a woman he felt he could really fall in love with and he was almost ready to give up on dating/relationships, that he hates the drug dealing gangster who lives across the street from him and he wishes he could just build a brick wall so that he doesn't have to even see the guy/doesn't have to deal with that crap, that he's terrified of losing his grandmother because she's the person he's closest to, that he has basically every mechanical and construction-related skill in existence, and that he's illiterate (mainly due to what sounds like a combination of dyslexia + teachers who weren't willing to help him out). And the first and last bits of that came out in the first minute or two.

I feel really lucky and honored that he shared all of that with me. It was the most interesting, memorable conversation/listening session I've had in ages.


It's kind of cool how quickly people open up when it's clear that you aren't judgmental and that you're willing to share a few strange details about yourself. c:
 
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It's kind of cool how quickly people open up when it's clear that you aren't judgmental and that you're willing to share a few strange details about yourself. c:
@tuna - What you said is soooo true. It feels great to know that they kinda trust you with that, too :D
But sheesh that's alot to er... mention in the first few minutes of conversation :')

It's kinda funny how some people can be like taps. Once you turn their handle and they know you're genuinely interested and nice.... they just can't stop!

*happy sigh* It's nice being an ENFP.
 

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6. "have you ever put a condom in the microwave? Dude it hovers!"
I've been thinking about this and chuckling for the last 15 minutes. I will *have* to try this.
 
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When I was selling cars I had people tell me all sorts of bizarre, and often depressing things. They usually had to do with "sex" in some manner or another.

I had two customers, yes two, at separate times ask me to be in a porno. I think I look like the "every man"? I'm really not all that attractive so it was very weird.

I had one customer, after 8 hours or so together, tell me about how he was molested as a child. He started crying and everything. Awkward...

I had another customer tell me that he beat his girlfriend's father to the point of hospitalization because said father had molested said girlfriend as a child. I got him a free sunroof.

I had another customer tell me that he liked to go out in the desert and shoot coyotes. I took him for a lot of money.

One customer thought that he was a super being placed on earth to study us... but I think that had more to do with him being insane than with my MBTI :p

People generally tell me all sorts of private things, but it's mostly about fears, sadness, etc. Whatever is bothering them in their lives. It can be very unsettling sometimes. Like when you hardly know someone and they start telling you about how much they hate their spouse... I don't wanna know... we're not friends lady!

@TheWildOne lol I can only imagine how horrible that will smell! BLECH!
 
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