So, last time I checked, I have HPV. And I've always told men that prior to sex (despite the fact that so many of them spread it constantly and don't realize it because they can't actually be tested for it. Anyways.) This person had known for a while. Still, he waits to ask until we're actually on his bed doin' stuff for the first time:
"So do you still have [HPV]?"
Both embarrassing and insulting, since he just assumed he didn't have it already. Still got some anyway, so, *dab.* Big dick = worth it 100