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one guy called me "bitch" once, like he was copying his favorite porno or something. it was so awful and i didn't know him very well. ( i was really messed up at that time of my life) i shut him down, left and never saw him/talked to him again. (except crossing paths at school.)
 

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The last time I screwed the last guy I was dating, he made the backhanded comment: "Its good to see you're losing weight"

My response: "Oh shit, that was not my intention I am going to get a double cheeseburger on the way home"

I sincerely wanted to add any perceived lost weight plus 5 just in spite of the comment.
 

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''You should get yourself checked tomorrow...''

''I'm glad you had a good time, but I'm sorry to tell you it never went in''

''Wait, lemme just get that call, it's my husband''



And generally speaking, when the other party texts seconds after that climax. That.......can never be a good thing.
 

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I don't recall anything said to me, maybe I blocked it out. :laughing:

Once during sex I announced that I felt sick (I'd had too much to drink). It never occurred to me how it might sound until he replied "Gee, thanks".

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During sex... a absolutely hysterical laughter.
 

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So, last time I checked, I have HPV. And I've always told men that prior to sex (despite the fact that so many of them spread it constantly and don't realize it because they can't actually be tested for it. Anyways.) This person had known for a while. Still, he waits to ask until we're actually on his bed doin' stuff for the first time:

"So do you still have [HPV]?"

Both embarrassing and insulting, since he just assumed he didn't have it already. Still got some anyway, so, *dab.* Big dick = worth it 100
 

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So, last time I checked, I have HPV. And I've always told men that prior to sex (despite the fact that so many of them spread it constantly and don't realize it because they can't actually be tested for it. Anyways.) This person had known for a while. Still, he waits to ask until we're actually on his bed doin' stuff for the first time:

"So do you still have [HPV]?"

Both embarrassing and insulting, since he just assumed he didn't have it already. Still got some anyway, so, *dab.* Big dick = worth it 100

https://twitter.com/aliwong/status/477198768228425728?lang=en


So unfair that HPV is undetectable in males. HPV is a ghost that lives inside men's bodies, and then says BOO in women's bodies.
 

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My now-ex husband called me by his former girlfriend's name.
 
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