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haha... so true. so true.
Yeah, because most of our brain is specially evolved to preoccupy us with eating, sleeping, having sex, and raising kids. Most of the rest of our cognitive capacity is shoddily built on top of that edifice. The lower-level, "deeper", more ancient structures easily override the newer frontal lobe stuff that's been cobjobbed up.

Rule number 1 of life:

Never forget this.
 

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I remember the first day we moved into our current house, after a long tiresome day of filling it up with heavy crap, we encountered a birthday party for a 1 year old. The parents had their speakers outside, pointing directly at our house, playing music till around 2 am in the morning.
We snapped, my father, brother and I went over to ask them to turn that shit down. They figured we were on the attack, and hauled in all their fat beer guzzling men to face us off. We got them to turn it down, but needless to say you’re pretty much at the mercy of assholes, even if they do end up complying you’re left wondering why the fuck you had to point it out in the first place.

Why this 1 year old needed music blasted out into the early hours of the morning is beyond me. Any excuse to get drunk I suppose, aaaah people.

Ah, need to post something funny. Best I could do on such short notice:

 

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Holy shit 1:39 I could watch over and over.
And the baby punching the cat.
 
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My testicles hurt....

And yea... the baby and the cat was probably the absolute best lmao.
 

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The original is actually very sad. The cat bites the kid because someone aggravated him, and the parent is filming it instead of stopping it. Then at 00:19 she says "Hit him"(in Russian) to the kid. When the kid falls down she laughs.

Yes, I've just ruined all the fun.
 

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The original is actually very sad. The cat bites the kid because someone aggravated him, and the parent is filming it instead of stopping it. Then at 00:19 she says "Hit him"(in Russian) to the kid. When the kid falls down she laughs.

Yes, I've just ruined all the fun.
Parent+1:dry:
 

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The original is actually very sad. The cat bites the kid because someone aggravated him, and the parent is filming it instead of stopping it. Then at 00:19 she says "Hit him"(in Russian) to the kid. When the kid falls down she laughs.

Yes, I've just ruined all the fun.
I still think it's funny.

Now the kid knows that if he is an ass against it cat, the cat will be an ass back. No harm done.

edit: missed the "hit him" part, she's a total bitch.
 

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This scene from True Blood ... cracks me up every time.

"... How nice for you."


Warning: inappropriate language, mild sexual content and drug use.
 

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Also, this video cracks me up as well:


Kicks ass, takes names and exits with the line of, "Tip yo waitress." Bravo.

Viewer discretion advised, again.
 

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Inappropriate sexual comments, funny wordplay, irony, uptight people becoming uncomfortable, monkeys dressed up, and much more.

Favorite shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park. Tosh.0 is pretty damn funny too.

Here's some classic clips from the masters:


 

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The original is actually very sad. The cat bites the kid because someone aggravated him, and the parent is filming it instead of stopping it. Then at 00:19 she says "Hit him"(in Russian) to the kid. When the kid falls down she laughs.

Yes, I've just ruined all the fun.
Feel free to hate me, but I still find it funny when the cat mauls him.
 

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Feel free to hate me, but I still find it funny when the cat mauls him.
Nah, worst mother/parent/babysitter/caretaker/whatever in the world.
 
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