What will you ask the God if he appears before you?
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I would say one word - - -> "Hi." ..... and then see if God said something back or if God just.... stared at me. If God does not say something back, I gotta tell you....I'm going to be highly pissed off.
If God does say something back to me after my "Hi." I would probably ask this question - - -> "How you doing?" or "How are things going?" I honestly would be interested in the answer.
If God does say something back to me after my "Hi." I would probably ask this question - - -> "How you doing?" or "How are things going?" I honestly would be interested in the answer.
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I would ask him if the dryer really eats sock or if he's been playing a really sick joke on me all my life.
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I would ask God this.. "God, why couldn't you just let me know you were real from the start so I could have believed in you for all these years instead of having doubts?"
I hope he would give me a good answer other than the one most people tell me. "Its a test of faith"
I hope he would give me a good answer other than the one most people tell me. "Its a test of faith"
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Yes, love comes from within.
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I have been an appliance repairman. Rarely does a dryer actually ever eat a sock. Mostly I've pulled out lots and lots of coins, buttons, and bobby pins!
God didn't invent dryers, man did. Next time buy a MAYTAG.
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Your question has already been answered:
Zephaniah 2:3
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I, in fact, own a MAYTAG. :crazy:
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Where did you get such a sick sense of humor?
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Every now and then God slips me a business card just to let me know he's there.
Example: I taught Sunday School to some unruly 6th graders. One gal was sweet and cooperative, she sort of made up for all the others.
I went to a party way on the other end of the metro area. While Ice Skating, I went down and parted one eyebrow, thus was on my way to the ER. I got there and I did not like the doctor who was assigned to work on me. I prayed about it. I told God that I would accept this doctor as I had no choice, but I'd really appreciate it if he could do better. The doctor returned and apologized that he would be required to work on another patient, and would that be okay?
I allowed as it would be fine. In came the new doctor who was everything I could have asked for in terms of warmth and professionalism. Turns out the was the uncle of my favorite Sunday School student.
That, to me, was a Business Card from God.
Best Wishes!
Digger
Example: I taught Sunday School to some unruly 6th graders. One gal was sweet and cooperative, she sort of made up for all the others.
I went to a party way on the other end of the metro area. While Ice Skating, I went down and parted one eyebrow, thus was on my way to the ER. I got there and I did not like the doctor who was assigned to work on me. I prayed about it. I told God that I would accept this doctor as I had no choice, but I'd really appreciate it if he could do better. The doctor returned and apologized that he would be required to work on another patient, and would that be okay?
I allowed as it would be fine. In came the new doctor who was everything I could have asked for in terms of warmth and professionalism. Turns out the was the uncle of my favorite Sunday School student.
That, to me, was a Business Card from God.
Best Wishes!
Digger
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Well, It doesn't say just one question so I would ask for my family back and then I'd ask why?
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I would say i am masTer because you do not Exist.
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