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Have you ever wanted to come up with a great evil plan, but just never had the time or intelligence? Well your prayers have been answered, because now with the Evil Plan Generator, you can come up with any number of plans in no time at all to wreak havoc upon the world!

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Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

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To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Wall StreetExecutive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by yourarrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why dothey look so good in Classic Black?

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Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This willcause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your everybidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper yourname in terror.

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Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction,bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from aUnderground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet willhave no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 

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Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all


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To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?


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Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


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Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 

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Best. Website. Ever.

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

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Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

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Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
 

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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)



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To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?


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Next, you will Steal the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


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Finally, you will Covertly Move your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Air Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.


Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Awesome.
 

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Oops, I wonder why it didn't show when I searched for the subject.
How can I delete this thread? (Mods)
Don't worry about it.

Everyone will post in your thread now anyway. It's too late to pull out, just commit. Balls in.
 
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