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This is what came up on Google when I looked these things up.

Why do ISTJs
have feelings
cheat
make good project managers
feel love

Why do ISFJs
make good teachers
make good accountants
cheat
flirt

Why do INFJs
like ENFPs
like ENTPs
feel lonely
like INTPs

Why do INTJs
seem to know everything
disappear
love ENFPs
like ENFPs

Why do ISTPs
like ENFPs

Why do ISFPs
flirt

Why do INFPs
like sad things
marry

Why do INTPs
procrastinate
like INFJs

Why do ESTPs
like INFJs
like INFPs

Why do ESFPs
flirt
think of INTJs

Why do ENFPs
like INTJs
like INFJs
disappear
love INTJs

Why do ENTPs
like INFJs
like INTJs

Why do ESTJs
cheat
think of INFPs

Why do ESFJs
think of INFPs

Why do ENFJs
like INFPs
like INTPs

Why to ENTJs
like INFPs
 

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lol. All the sensors *except* ESTP and ESFJ are cheats and flirts?

Googlers, if you're going to stereotype, at least try to match them up correctly.
 

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I love how "flirt" is the only thing for ISFPs.
*tries to google "why do isfps" and gets nothing*
:(
 

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Hehe, I did this before but with "why are X...?"

The more well-documented types bred more suggestions, so for those I added a "so" at the end, that way it'd give me the most emphasized traits. For the ones with less suggestions, I did "X are" instead. I had to do this with almost all of the extroverted sensors. Apparently ESTPs have such a low prevalence on the internet that it suggests other types when I search them.

Rationals:



Guardians:



Artisans:



Idealists:



Conclusion: INxJs are hot, SPs don't exist, the internet hates SJs, and everyone is boring.
 

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People don't give a shit about ESFPs



I guess we are too awesome for anyone to try and understand us.
*shed a single tear*

It's like we don't exist :D Apparently INFPs and ESFPs are intertwined



I guess ESFPs are one of the less acknowledged type as all we are seen as are the loud, talkative dudes in the center of every circle/conversation that dances whenever he/she gets the chance to.



I guess it's kinda true.
But that's only scratching the surface imo.



Or that's just the cynical opinion of pessimistic, depressing internet-dwellers whose opinion can only be seen with the help of anonymity on the internet and irl it's different. God knows.

 

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Why do ISTPs like ENFPs?

Are ISTPs sociopaths?
Are ISTPs rare?
Are ISTPs attractive?
Are ISTPs shy? - Sometimes.. We do value solitary moments.
Are ISTPs funny? - I often get laughter when I'm trying to be serious and solemnity when I'm trying to be funny.
Are ISTPs loners?
Are ISTPs lazy?
Are ISTPs selfish?
Are ISTPs rude?
Are ISTPs loyal?
Are ISTPs smart?

ISTPs are mean.
ISTPs are stupid.
ISTPs are weird.
ISTPs are cool.
ISTPs are loners.
ISTPs are lazy.
ISTPs are Jerks.
ISTPs are the best.
ISTPs are cold.
ISTPs are sociopaths. - Again, another sociopath question.

Do ISTPs get jealous? - Yes, it's a human emotion.
Do ISTPs cheat? - Yes and so does all the rest of the 16 MBTI types.
Do ISTPs and INFJs get along? - Why not?
Do ISTPs make good managers? - This is for those who aspire to be managers..
Do ISTPs make good leaders? - Hm.. I prefer to be second in command.
Do ISTPs get married? - Why? Do you want us to get married? :wink:
Do ISTPs cry? - Yes.
ISTPs do what you are.. - I don't understand.
How do ISTPs show affection? - By action mostly.
Who do ISTPs get along with? - Non-annoying people. This has nothing to do with MBTI.
 

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Why do I like INTPs and INFPs...
 

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"INFJs blocking everybody on Twitter and wondering why they don't have friends."

This is both me and my INFJ friend. How did you know? Is this a common stereotype?
My INTJ friend's INFJ friend blocked me after I followed her and commented on maybe two of her tweets just to try to be friends. I get slightly pissed every time I see her retweet her.
 

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Accurate names for the MBTI types:

ISTJ= The Nazi
ISFJ= The Stalker
INFJ= The Bigot
INTJ= The Nerd
ISTP= The Sociopath
ISFP= The Scenester
INFP= The Pothead
INTP= The Nihilist
ESTP= The Serial Killer
ESFP= The Slut
ENFP= The Hipster
ENTP= The Troll
ESTJ= The Misanthrope
ESFJ= The Bitch
ENFJ= The Cult Leader
ENTJ= The Sadist
 

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All these are great! Lol Had to share mine. ;)

 
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