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I mean literally a school for people who want to get good at fucking to impress bed mates and spare themselves embarrassment. The teachers fuck you, students fuck each other, etc.
 

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We already have the internet and porn DVD's to teach you this. If you need a buddy to practice on, then you could simply practice on a broom if you are unable to afford a prostitute or a sex doll to practice on.

 
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I mean literally a school for people who want to get good at fucking to impress bed mates and spare themselves embarrassment. The teachers fuck you, students fuck each other, etc.
Potentially there's lots of those around. Crab cash and visit a brothel. You'll learn more than just fucking. The bonus course I guess is Financial fucking.
 

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Cut back on hentai if you can't take it well, seriously.
 

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I give lessons to single ladies in my local area.
Give lessons on how to help them orgasm also.
 
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Not to mention moral issues as well.
Sexual morality is pretty subjective so Ima stay away from that and just bring attention to things such as:

1) can you imagine how imbalanced the sex ratio would be?
2) the process of matching up students for practice would be a nightmare unless everyone who goes has virtually no standards for who they fuck
3) no board of education is never gonna associate with that shit, you'd have better luck getting funding from porn companies
4) certain STDs are gonna be rampant even if you require complete testing before admission
5) you can't necessarily effectively practice real world sex in a classroom setting considering it's so individual
6) as many people are gonna use it for sex as they are for practice at getting better
7) how are you gonna maintain professionalism enough to be considered a valid organization? Drawing those lines would be a double nightmare
8) legal issues out the ass
9) is anyone really gonna be impressed with someone being good at sex if they had to go to sex school for it, lmao. I know I'd be freaked the fuck out if someone told me that.

I'm fairly certain this is a joke but it'd be funny to see someone try to make this work
 

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I mean literally a school for people who want to get good at fucking to impress bed mates and spare themselves embarrassment. The teachers fuck you, students fuck each other, etc.
What are friends for?
 

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That would be pretty boring. It feels like it'd risk making someone become mechanical which to me would be pretty damned bad. Sex is pretty too. We all want something different, we all need something different from sex. The beauty of it comes from the experiential nature and getting to explore with someone you love, developing that intimacy, that spiritual connection, feeling them completely and feeling the moment. Fwiw, I think there are places where you can learn to dominate. Actually I think you can get certified lol
 

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I mean literally a school for people who want to get good at fucking to impress bed mates and spare themselves embarrassment. The teachers fuck you, students fuck each other, etc.
Don't you specimen(s) have stairwells? Not sure (what country) you are from [or where] - but stairwell blowjobs, skipping school to fuck while the 'rents are working and jackrabbiting between classes next to potheads in the bathrooms before campus security comes is common in many part(s) of America. I would not recommend anyone fuck in HS - nor screw anyone below the age of 21. For the sake of humanity and sanity at large.
 
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