Here is mine, it happened yesterday, I'm still in shock.
I show up, smart dressed. She shows up with slippers, ugly t-shirt, short pants, with a puppy in her hands and some male friend of her's along to stay with us, also she had food between her teeth, lots. She was one of the most disgusting creature I've ever seen.We headed to a near park and she kept talking to her friend saying nothing to me, I was in such a huge shock I couldn't say or do anything, I couldn't think. a couple of steps away I stopped and told her that this is not going to work and left. She was so confused about my reaction.
This life just loves to screw and make fun of me, you have more of this shit for me GOD ? huh ? please bring it ! Is that all you got !? I'm ready baby ! Bring it !!
It was a blind date with a friend of a friend, and we went to one of those pizza restaurants with a movie theater in the back. He spent the whole time trying to pick fights with me on every topic we discussed, sometimes in an overtly trollish manner, where he would say something really shockingly offensive just to see if I would take the bait, like "I think women are supposed to be monogamous, but men should be able to have as many mistresses as they want." Despite the fact that he clearly wasn't a feminist, he still made me pay for my own meal. When I managed to change the subject so we could discuss our experiences a bit, he talked about how he used to beat kittens to death with a 2x4 when he was a kid. After we had finished our meal, he took me home. I was silent all the way back, but apparently he assumed that he had successfully charmed me, because he asked me if I wanted to go out to another movie that was going to be playing next week. I said I'd think about it, then never called him back.
ahahahaha. Too funny!!Back in highschool....Winter formal was coming up and I had been talking to this, well, interesting guy. He was kinda geeky, but he was nice and I saw no reason not to be his friend. I never was one of those popular type girls who thought they were too good to hang out with certain people. He hung out with the group I hung out with/knew sometimes as well.
Well, he asks me if I want to go to formal last minute with the group. I figured sure why not and said ok. Well, I was stupid and neglected to check with the group first to see if this was actually happening. Night of the dance, we're supposed to go to dinner, all of us, at this italian restaurant. He calls and tells me that it was just going to be he and I...The others decided not to go to dinner. Ok, not a big deal I figure. Well, we were eating dinner and he basically talked about how he's lactose intolerant and what happens if he has milk products, and the time his chicken got a piece of corn stuck in its foot and it swelled up to the size of a golf ball....Not to mention he drank about 5 glasses of coke so he was getting up and going to the bathroom every 30 minutes for the rest of the night. I think he had OCD as well, he was constantly going to wash his hands, practically every time he touched something.
So, dinner over, we are going to meet our friends at the dance....Or so I thought. Thats when I discovered that there never was a "group". Yes, some of those friends were there, but there was no organized group of people that went to the dance to hang out and have fun. I was highly annoyed. We pretty much just sat and I listened to him complain about the music.
And it gets worse. Apparently he thought that because I went to the dance "with him", we were then boyfriend/girfriend. He started following me around like a puppy at school and calling me and telling people we were together and all that crap. So I ended up "breaking up" with him over the phone. After which he took to stalking me around school and one time even following after me when I went out into the parking lot, grabbing my arms and desperately saying "What happened to us?!".