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I am Dark. Dark-I-am.

Would you buy one, sir or ma'am?

Would you insert it here or there?

Would you insert it anywhere?

Would you buy one without qualm?

Would you buy one for your mom?

Would you use it on the tube?

Would you use it without lube?

Would you? Could you? Don't ask how! Buy one! Buy one! Here and now!
 

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I would not put it in my box

I do not want to taste like lox

I would not put it in my mouth

I hear it's bigger than a house

I cannot use your donkey kong

I will not do it, it's just wrong!

Not in a car! Not in a tree!

Not from sea to shining sea!

No, not even for a lark

But thanks for asking, Mister Dark!
 

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@islandlight

You will not try it. So you say. But I think you'll like it anyway.

Try it! Try it! In your box.

Like slipping into comfy socks.

You could try it end-to-end.

You could do this with a friend.

You could do it hard and quick.

You could even post a pic.

I think you'll like it. You will see. Try it now. I'll waive my fee.
 

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I smell something fishy here...
 
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Right fish, wrong fish, ding fish, dong fish.
*gasp*, your ripping off ding ding! How dare you sir, how dare you....

You have upset the likes of Clivy, and shall pay for it! Nobody upsets Clivy... Except for Clivy!!!!!
 
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*gasp*, your ripping off ding ding! How dare you sir, how dare you....

You have upset the likes of Clivy, and shall pay for it! Nobody upsets Clivy... Except for Clivy!!!!!
Calm down, precious. Here, have a Ding Dong:

 

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I can't decide if "kong dong" is a doorbell or a door knocker...

 

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What the hell are INTPs
Mystical creatures that live under your bed, ready to go into your kitchen and eat your junk food, once you fall into a deep slumber...BEWARE!They may also end up making a big mess too, while watching TV on your COUCH!!!!! They also will not CLEAN UP THE MESS THEY MADE! It will be you stuck cleaning up after them...
 
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Mystical creatures that live under your bed, ready to go into your kitchen and eat your junk food, once you fall into a deep slumber...BEWARE!They may also end up making a big mess too, while watching TV on your COUCH!!!!! They also will not CLEAN UP THE MESS THEY MADE! It will be you stuck cleaning up after them...
This is plain silliness. You make INTPs sound like ass goblins.

http://personalitycafe.com/intp-forum-thinkers/1063330-ass-goblins-myth-reality.html
 

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