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Fuck pirates. Like Ronin said: Ninja.

You get cool pajamas, a nifty sword and an unofficial license to kill.
So where's the problem? Being a ninja is so American that it's practically Japanese.

Pirates had shit food, stood around all day on a rocking, dinky boat.
Poor dental hygiene...no women. Who in their right mind would want this?

The parrots even shit on your shoulder. C'mon. Really?

Screw that. Give me some throwing stars and grappling hooks.
I'll provide the pajamas myself, that's how enthusiastic I am about it.
 
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