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You know you're an ISTP when:

-You start speaking halfway into a sentence and people tell you how utterly random you are, leaving you utterly confused.

-You fix something and people look astonished

-You say something smart and people look astonished

-You've ever yelled the words "F***it, we're doin it live!"

-Mom tells you to do homework, and you start doing house chores instead.
 

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* if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

* the most annoying people in the world are those who narrate films you're watching together.

* you wish people would develop some spatial awareness.

* you know thousands of useless sports scores and stats off by heart.

* you can drop devastating one liners.

* ADD kids annoy the hell out of you.

* don't use two words when one will do. Don't use one word when none will do.

* personal space!
 

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* if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

* the most annoying people in the world are those who narrate films you're watching together.

* you wish people would develop some spatial awareness.

* you know thousands of useless sports scores and stats off by heart.

* you can drop devastating one liners.

* ADD kids annoy the hell out of you.

* don't use two words when one will do. Don't use one word when none will do.

* personal space!

I can relate to all of those, except for the first one. I sometimes have a compulsion to "fix it" especially if someone else did a lousy job with it and it needs to be fixed correctly!
The only sport I'm really interested in is NBA Basketball. Take for instance when it comes to baseball, I still have trouble remembering which is the top or the bottom of an inning.
ADD kids don't annoy me as much as their parents do.
 

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* if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

* the most annoying people in the world are those who narrate films you're watching together.

* you wish people would develop some spatial awareness.

* you know thousands of useless sports scores and stats off by heart.

* you can drop devastating one liners.

* ADD kids annoy the hell out of you.

* don't use two words when one will do. Don't use one word when none will do.

* personal space!
Excellent list
 

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You know you're an ISTP when the room goes dead silient after you make a joke that was hilarious in your mind.
kind of intp there...i dont break ice, i make it
 

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* if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

* the most annoying people in the world are those who narrate films you're watching together.

* you wish people would develop some spatial awareness.

* you know thousands of useless sports scores and stats off by heart.

* you can drop devastating one liners.

* ADD kids annoy the hell out of you.

* don't use two words when one will do. Don't use one word when none will do.

* personal space!

I'm an INFJ and my ST friends are always trying to make me shut up during movies. I am definately the one whos narrating Ha Ha Ha . Sorry about that I just always see things that need more explanation than the writer/directors have put into the movie.
 

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I'm an INFJ and my ST friends are always trying to make me shut up during movies. I am definately the one whos narrating Ha Ha Ha . Sorry about that I just always see things that need more explanation than the writer/directors have put into the movie.
Yeah, but we're perfectly capable of finding out the info on our own... so hush... had to be said. :mellow:
 

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Yeah, but we're perfectly capable of finding out the info on our own... so hush... had to be said. :mellow:
if you were at some social gathering ready to have fun and meet some new exciting people...then EVERYONE HAD DROID PHONES AND PSPs...how would u feel


oops quoated the wrong person...u get the deal tho
 

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Confuggled by the fact that people dont know when you're coming up behind them (i tend to walk a lot faster than everybody so always coming up behind ppl and they dont bother to get out of the way and ofen times they slow down or stop to look at something. im always aware of when somebodys near me, as im always turnin head to look around at things anyways i pretty much always know if somebody is behind me.)

having to do ten things at once because you put them all off until last minute

is this just me or any other istps? i never look ppl in the eye when speaking to them. a quick glance but then im off looking at other shit. ppl often interpret this as a sign of 'weakness' but we're using our ears, i dont need to be looking at you. id much rather look at things around me than people (i dont like people)

curse often
 

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Capsicum;371982 * don't use two words when one will do. Don't use one word when none will do. [/quote said:
that right there says it all
 

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is this just me or any other istps? i never look ppl in the eye when speaking to them. a quick glance but then im off looking at other shit. ppl often interpret this as a sign of 'weakness' but we're using our ears, i dont need to be looking at you. id much rather look at things around me than people (i dont like people)
Eye contact is too much work. I've given up, unless talking to women, then I want to look at them (provided their facial structure is moderately symmetrical). I'll stare off into space while they talk to me, unless they're the ones looking away. Peaple suck.
 

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People have told me my eye contact is intense and piercing, I get that feeling myself as well, which is why I tend not to stare into people when I'm talking to them, because then I get lost, lose focus and can't say what I'm thinking.

I only make eye contact in conversation when I can't help myself and I don't mind losing my thoughts. At that point, speaking is no longer important. :happy:
 

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You know you're an ISTP when you say "I don't care" more times before 7AM than most people do all day.

(why is that?)

Re: eye contact... what's the big deal with eye contact? Obviously you look someone in the eye if you're talking to them face-to-face. Wouldn't you come across as a total pussy if you didn't? One must establish dominance.
 

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Eye contact is too much work. I've given up, unless talking to women, then I want to look at them (provided their facial structure is moderately symmetrical). I'll stare off into space while they talk to me, unless they're the ones looking away. Peaple suck.

provided their facial structure is moderately symetrical! ha ha that's priceless. i can just picture u wincing at all the unsymetrical people's faces u meet.

people suck? but ur people, do u suck? :laughing:
 
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