[Knight_In_Rags]

I shall assume that you guys know the drill. So let me start this off

You know you're perverted when you say 'orgasm' instead of 'organism' in biology class.

 

[Elsewhere1]

When one of your favorite songs is A.D.I.D.A.S by Korn, lol!

 

[Fizz]

When you're @The Great One

 

[sprinkles]

Thinking suitcase.

No, I'm not from Norway.

 

[alphacat]

When your SO agrees to pee on you, and when she does, you open your mouth.

*Edit: So far, you guys aren't very fun.

 

[skycloud86]

Thinking suitcase.

No, I'm not from Norway.

I don't understand this.

 

[sprinkles]

I don't understand this.

You would if you were from Norway.

 

[skycloud86]

You would if you were from Norway.

Do I want to know, or would it be something I would find too dirty?

 

[cynthiareza]

Instead of shaking your guy friends hand...you just grab his package....

 

[sprinkles]

Do I want to know, or would it be something I would find too dirty?

It's all about using your imagination. ;p

Edit: basically if you give a sexual context to things that aren't intended to be sexual, you are thinking suitcase.

 

[koalaroo]

You know you're perverted when ... you automatically begin or end a comment with something along the lines of "keep your mind of the gutter". Because, you know, you said it anyway and your mind was totally already there.

 

[Elyasis]

When you are human.

This is not a joke.

 

[Phoenix0]

It's all about using your imagination. ;p

Edit: basically if you give a sexual context to things that aren't intended to be sexual, you are thinking suitcase.

So its basically That's what she said for Norwegians

 

[Dark Romantic]

When @sprinkles says "thinking suitcase", and you immediately picture a suitcase with a face, licking its lips, beckoning towards you with one finger, and winking. Also, the suitcase is full of sex toys.

 

[Playful Proxy]

When that one time you accidentally stare at a woman's breasts, realize the social implications were not nearly as bad as you had expected even though she had little to no interest in you, and then begin planning social experiments for how you could do something similar to other women upon them giving consent. All theory, of course.

 

[skycloud86]

When you are human.

This is not a joke.

I'm not perverted, and a lot of other people are also not perverted.

 

[Phoenix0]

When you are human.

This is not a joke.

Not necessarily

Perversion is defined as:

Sexual behavior or desire that is considered abnormal or unacceptable.

 

[Dark Romantic]

I must be perverted, because I still want to fuck that suitcase I imagined earlier...

 

[Moon_Child]

You know you're perverted when you look around to see if you have an audience before starting on your ice cream cone (or lollipop).

 

[Dark Romantic]

You know you're perverted when the above post makes you picture Emma Watson slowly putting her lips around an ice cream cone, with her lips curled a sly little grin and eyes beckoning me to come hither.

LOL wtf is this thread doing to me?