Unless said individual unexpectedly breaks down into a mess of tears, head downward, lips quivering, and arm lifelessly plopping forth revealing a dark handgun. Gasping as he whimpers with hard, painful breaths, "me more than anyone."I hope you die.
Rolls off the tongue, and what's the comeback? Short, sweet, and to the point.
I, as the kids say, straight up LAWLED. :laughing:BP offering $8 passes to Sea World, in efforts to make amends for the oil spill: "Wait... what!? That's just insult to injury. 'Your family's dead. Now do some tricks, ya lil' bastard!'
OMG Me too! Not that I would ever use them to inflict pain, more playful banter and despite loving that, I really struggle sometimes to come up with anything remotely funny/insultive towards the other person.....im more likely to poke fun at myself than others....:tongue:I'm bookmarking this thread because I need help with these. :crazy:
That was so AWESOME. I LOVE IT!!!!I think the last time I insulted someone to their face, I was in highschool. It was during an ice hockey game and he was constantly berating my play. I said, "if you were any more pussy, I'd fuck you." He then gave me the smelly glove face wash and punched me in the face.
On that note: Insults