Lay's "Do Us a Flavor" Pitch Contest

**Penny** · 02-12-2017 07:10 AM

https://www.dousaflavor.com/

Pitch ur flavor for a chance to win a million dollars. What flavor would you pitch?
I pitched seaweed flavor. I would love me some seaweed chips. i should have specified kelp.

**Penny** · 02-16-2017 12:55 AM

actually, seaweed sounds kind of nasty. but it's important to have proper iodine levels in the body and seaweed does provide that. and Lay's is a GMO company i am pretty sure. take them for their million but don't eat their product unless you want to possibly grow a tumor. "it's not a tumor!" yes, yes it is.

**Satanbobsantapants** · 02-16-2017 04:33 AM

it rejected my suggestion

PUSSY
think about it
pussy flavored chips
it's the ultimate snack
it's fucking genius
genius i tells ya

**Whatevs** · 02-28-2017 12:22 PM

I'm not big on silly marketing ideas like this, so I would simply say something flippant like "Poop Chips" or "Vaginal Discharge Chips!"

Originally Posted by starfairy

actually, seaweed sounds kind of nasty. but it's important to have proper iodine levels in the body and seaweed does provide that. and Lay's is a GMO company i am pretty sure. take them for their million but don't eat their product unless you want to possibly grow a tumor. "it's not a tumor!" yes, yes it is.

Nonsense.

Genetically Modified Foods are great. Open a science book once in a while!

**JayShambles** · 02-28-2017 12:35 PM

I'd do a cantaloupe prosciutto

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**JayShambles** · 02-28-2017 12:36 PM

Pumpkin Cream cheese basil

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**strawberryLola** · 02-28-2017 12:38 PM

Orange chicken charsheu with 1000 year old egg dippin' sauce

**Penny** · 02-28-2017 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Whatevs

I'm not big on silly marketing ideas like this, so I would simply say something flippant like "Poop Chips" or "Vaginal Discharge Chips!"

Nonsense.

Genetically Modified Foods are great. Open a science book once in a while!

make plant resistant to herbicide. douse plant with herbicide to kill weeds. ingest herbicide. (weed killer) yes, a very scientific process. stupid of me to be concerned. drink up the Round Up! feed it to your babies!

**Whatevs** · 02-28-2017 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by starfairy

make plant resistant to herbicide. douse plant with herbicide to kill weeds. ingest herbicide. (weed killer) yes, a very scientific process. stupid of me to be concerned. drink up the Round Up! feed it to your babies!

Proven time and time again to be perfectly safe. Approved of by the vast majority of scientists. Makes more food, thus preventing millions of poor people from starving to death. Improves efficiency, thus making the economy better. But hey, science and engineering are confusing and scary so we should definitely demonize them and pay way more money for dubious "healthy" fads - most of which are the exact same thing with a different label and a higher price tag!

As for the pesticide/herbicide nonsense, your beloved saint Rachel Carson is responsible for COUNTLESS deaths because of the unintended consequences of her little crusade to make herself feel important. The bans on DDT resulted in loads of mosquitoes killing millions of people with malaria. But hey, why bother learning economics either?!

So much easier to just blindly follow conspiracy theories, then you never have to think anything through!

And since this is off topic, if you wanna reply do it via PM!