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Humorous enneagram type description for 9.

[Enneagram Type 9] 
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#1 ·
Peacemaker


Your core personality is probably Enneagram Type 9, the PEACEMAKER, also known as the MEDIATOR or the DISHRAG.

You are very accommodating, harmonizing, good-natured, and cravenly spineless in all things. You will do almost anything to maintain a peaceful environment and will cave in to any intimidation in order to avoid confrontation.

Your SECRET JOYS include sing alongs, minivans with junk hanging from the rear view mirror, all-white neighborhoods, ASCII email pictures of Santa and his reindeer, little snacks in cut crystal dishes, and anything that let's you croon aloud, "oh, isn't that cuuute!"

Some of your SECRET FEARS are that you will get lost in an unfamiliar neighborhood, that someone will bump into your car, that you will encounter a rude waitress, or that you will knock over something in a store and everyone will look at you.

Under STRESS you begin to move toward Enneagram Type 6, the JOINER. You become so obsessed with potential threats that you seek out and cower within the largest and most regimented social herd you can find, hoping in this way to dilute your personal exposure and vulnerability.

AT YOUR BEST you begin to move toward Enneagram Type 3, the PERFORMER. You develop a variety of cheerleader and positive attitude strategems to quell hostility, create a forced good cheer, give everyone a little job to do, and then find that people start calling in sick because you've exhausted everyone's patience with your simpering suppression of conflict.

Source: Handprint : Enneagram 9
 
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#3 ·
Lol.. a few of these I thought, were better than others - more funny anyway.
 
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#8 ·
That's funny because it makes no sense.... lol.... so random... WHO DESIGNS A PEAR WITH A FACE lol?

I LOVE IT! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

....oh dear... now you are going to tell me you designed it right? Eeek...:laughing:

Still a kick ass pear. Wouldn't want one in my fruit basket though. The apples might turn. :laughing:
 
#9 ·
Peacemaker

Your SECRET JOYS include sing alongs, minivans with junk hanging from the rear view mirror, all-white neighborhoods, ASCII email pictures of Santa and his reindeer, little snacks in cut crystal dishes, and anything that let's you croon aloud, "oh, isn't that cuuute!"

Some of your SECRET FEARS are that you will get lost in an unfamiliar neighborhood, that someone will bump into your car, that you will encounter a rude waitress, or that you will knock over something in a store and everyone will look at you.

Source: Handprint : Enneagram 9
Bolded is very true of me! Actually, I do not want to learn to drive car because of that reason. I am also afraid of bumbing into others cars.

And, Awesomely cute things are awesome.
 
#11 ·
Yeah, the cute thing is the only thing on that list that actually seems to apply to me.
Awesomely cute things are awesome.
 
#13 ·
Well...I do worry that someone will bump into my car! I usually park at the far end of the parking lot and walk. But that's because I *heart* my car. :happy:
 
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