INTP teacher: "Remember to show your mommy and daddy what you learned at school today, kids!"
ExFx parent to INTP kid: "Have a good day at school sweetie! I love you so much! Make good choices!"
INTP being asked if they want to go to the pub to watch the game:
"Hey! How's being a Star Fleet captain working out for you?"
"Try living real life, instead of just reading fantasy books all the time. You're such a nerd."
"Stop questioning everything! Sometimes things just are the way they are!"
"Do you play any sports?"
"I tried reading a book once. I'd rather go out and run and get fresh air."