I also made an account just to post in here. I saw this Charity / The Mod person type Susan as an ESFP on Tumblr and that personally offended me.
Susan - INFP
- she's constantly in her head thinking about the future and how everything can go wrong, highly insecure, wants to be unique and loved, gets mad when her mom tries to steal her shtick. She definitely does not live in the moment, she's clumsy, entitled and kind of weird
Bree - ISTJ (or ESTJ)
- conventional, scared of change, she doesn't understand other people's feelings and only cares about her values aka reputation and being "perfect", she's easily manipulated and is abusive towards her children. She doesn't think much about the future, she's really passionate about cooking and guns, though
Lynette - INTJ
- easily offended, arrogant, immature. Even though she's smart, logical and self-aware, she's extremely paranoid and has trouble trusting people. She's manipulative and is definitely a Te user, she comes up quickly with new plans, but she doesn't completely think them through
Gaby - ESFP
- I'm going to be biased as she's my favorite housewife. Unlike the other three, she's actually fun. While Bree's ruining her children's lives, Susan's thinking about Mike and Lynette's scheming against another random person she met this episode; Gaby's focused on the environment. It's kinda tough to explain, but she's by far the most dynamic and likable imo
I'm currently rewatching season 2 and I got to say that they don't seem like real friends. Susan finds out about Gaby having an affair with John, and Andrew being gay, but since she's so self-absorbed, she forgets about all of that. Bree keeps all her secrets away from them, and doesn't mind spreading rumors about Gaby. Lynette thinks she's the shit and gets into fights with everyone. Gaby seems to hang out with them coz she's bored and looks down on Edie.
I like the show, but the main characters are all selfish, miserable bitches.