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Are newborns cute?

  • No, not in the least.

    Votes: 132 54%
  • Eh, kinda.

    Votes: 62 25%
  • Yes, super adorable!

    Votes: 34 14%
  • I can't believe you called the vagina a squeezer...

    Votes: 17 6.9%
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They are intended to be cute so people should care about them.
 
I think newborns are creepy, like featherless baby birds. Before their personalities develop, they just seem like leaking, wailing, fleshy lumps.

But toddlers are the human pinnacle of cuteness. I like it when they embarrass their parents by being honest, curious, and awesome.
 
More often than not.
 
I think my newborn baby would be cute, but others not so much. I often feel like there is something wrong with me as a woman, I have never been particularly gaga over babies. I associate them with crying and no sleep. I think ages 3 and 4 are really the cutest ages.
I think the reason you feel that something may be wrong with you is because society has a way of projecting motherhood unto women. For one reason or another, not all women desire to be mothers. Personally, I think people need to chill the fuck out, and live and let live. Enough with having to wear the "costumes" that other people think we should! It's a lot like a guy who isn't a die-hard sports fan -- it's his own business. By the way, I am a die-hard male sports fan...
 
I don't think they're cute... at all. They have raisin face... all wrinkly and shit. =S I'll look at them after about a month or so when their faces have taken a normal shape... THEN they'll be cute. But fresh out of the squeezer? Noooo... ugly, ugly, ugly, lol. What do you think? :p
I find cat babies cute even with all the blood, dogs are cute....but human babies....nah, idk why i just don't have the same DAWWWW reaction to them. *shrug*...especially when they are "fresh" out of the squeezer and unwashed.

Oh and I'm one of the few who voted "I can't believe you called the vagina a squeezer." <.<...>.> sounded funnier then the other options.
 
I've had two rare opportunities to see babies fresh out of the squeezer -- one being my cousin, the other being one of my cousin's kids. For the first one I was there after they had extracted her, cleaned her, and bundled her up. I think I was 12 or 13 at the time. They let me hold her and I just remember her looking up at me with her big brown eyes. She was a very quiet baby, incredibly observant. She just looked up at me as though she was taking in my face, not making a sound. She was so beautiful. I remember feeling so much awe at how beautiful she was. Even thinking about it now is making me all teary eyed. Haha. My cousin's baby was a roughly three years ago, and I just remember thinking how absolutely tiny and adorable he was. He could barely open his eyes, and he kept fidgeting and trying to find his mother. Cutest bub ever. The entire time I was holding him I was terrified I was going to break him. ;( But yeah, I thought he was absolutely gorgeous. <3
 
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Ok, so right now "no, not in the least" is winning.

Then why do all these people who have babies in real life
bring their kid over to me and expect me to say their
baby is the cutest thing?

And they really do. They come over with the baby and
it's like they're watching you. Expecting. They're waiting
for you to freak out and go, "Oh my God!! That baby is
sooooo adorable! Wow! Gosh! It's so great!"

Whenever someone shows up with their new baby, my
stomach sinks. I don't want to make the new mother feel
bad, and I don't want to be rude. So I go over and say
"Hi," and everything. But I can't do the squealing, or the
standard white lies, such as, "She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"
No she doesn't. She looks like this:

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Actually, the dog is cuter.

I'll protect your baby, though. So there's that.
 
OMG FINALLY - in high school, you know when everyone thinks it's the best time to have a child everyone was like "do you think babies are cute" first of all, I hate the word 'baby' and 'babies' makes it even worse. I think they are not cute. But by two they have head hair and the prettiest eyes so they're alright. Besides that horrible two year old stage.
 
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