Ok, so right now "no, not in the least" is winning.
Then why do all these people who have babies in real life
bring their kid over to me and expect me to say their
baby is the cutest thing?
And they really do. They come over with the baby and
it's like they're watching you. Expecting. They're waiting
for you to freak out and go, "Oh my God!! That baby is
sooooo adorable! Wow! Gosh! It's so great!"
Whenever someone shows up with their new baby, my
stomach sinks. I don't want to make the new mother feel
bad, and I don't want to be rude. So I go over and say
"Hi," and everything. But I can't do the squealing, or the
standard white lies, such as, "She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"
No she doesn't. She looks like this:
Actually, the dog is cuter.
I'll protect your baby, though. So there's that.