Official INFJ Stalker Watch List...

All in Twilight · Jan 11, 2013

downsowf said:
Congrats sir. You just officially upped the level of creepiness in the stalker thread.

I have altered the meaning of many things. For example: do you see that avatar of yours? I am sure you want to look like him, he is such a beautiful man after all. Well, I am him but more of an upgraded version.

downsowf · Jan 11, 2013

All in Twilight said:
I have altered the meaning of many things. For example: do you see that avatar of yours? I am sure you want to look like him, he is such a beautiful man after all. Well, I am him but more of an upgraded version.

If I wanted to look like Patrick Swayze I'd die of pancreatic cancer. Too soon?

All in Twilight · Jan 11, 2013

downsowf said:
If I wanted to look like Patrick Swayze I'd die of pancreatic cancer. Too soon?

You'd die of envy. Patrick Swayze was just lucky that he never bumped into me. Hi, I am All in Twilight and I love to derail threads, pleased to meet you *grins*

the3rdpower · Jan 11, 2013

Ah... I do enjoy an ENFP side diversion. They make it so easy to get back on track... Caves + INFJs... This has long been a mystery for me. I have spent many nights in my lair considering how to do it but have given up. Instead I have been reduced to spotting stalkers online. Reality is INFJs are available throughout RL... it's how you spot them. Eyeballs seem to be the only tell-tell sign.

Sedem · Jan 11, 2013

All in Twilight said:
I am an ENFP *grins* I made a deal with the devil and I traded my Fi for testosterone, handcuffs and some great looks. He is looking for a way to get into the Kingdom of Heaven, and I am looking for way to get in you, an other Kingdom of Heaven though but I am sure your Kingdom is way more entertaining.

*...considers whether she should be attracted or repelled by such words...* Answer: Neutral. Ni tells me either option is reasonable xD

the3rdpower said:
Ah... I do enjoy an ENFP side diversion. They make it so easy to get back on track... Caves + INFJs... This has long been a mystery for me. I have spent many nights in my lair considering how to do it but have given up. Instead I have been reduced to spotting stalkers online. Reality is INFJs are available throughout RL... it's how you spot them. Eyeballs seem to be the only tell-tell sign.

I know lots of INFJs irl. Come over here and sit by me, and I can whisper in your ear to point them out for you

teehee

Motocrossx23 · Jan 11, 2013

Welp, that escalated quickly.

DiamondDays · Jan 11, 2013

Iam at a loss as what to respond to this thread. Actually i'm too fucked up to say anything relevant... ( I'm waaay drunk ) Whatever. I talked to a suspected INTJ friend of mine tonight and it turns out he's very much an INTJ. Whatever, i love him and i love all INFJs in this thread. ( no i don't f'ing love you ENTPs, you guys are way to oboxious.... ). I'd like to tell you how awesome he really is but shit would get awkward fast... Anyways turns out my 2 bffs ( yeah i'm going to use that turn of phrase ) are INTJ and INFJ... I like me some IJ, obviously.

Whatever... I'm gonna mention @Dauntless because she's awesome... ( please do disregard my insobriety )

Souljorn · Jan 11, 2013

downsowf said:
If I wanted to look like Patrick Swayze I'd die of pancreatic cancer. Too soon?

In ENTP time this comment is actually too late....

DAPHNE XO · Jan 11, 2013

Mutant Messiah said:
Not that I find INFJ stalking to be of any real life threat but...how do you make them get out of their cave in the first place?

Just pester them, honestly. We have a very hard time saying no to ENTPs: be bubbly, present them with a crazy whacky idea of something you want to do, tell them that you need a partner in crime and watch them grab their coat faster than you can say "Do you think you can handle this?"

Haha.

jenecis · Jan 11, 2013

I read the title of this thread and got all excited.

'INFJ Stalker'?

I read 'INFJ' as the adjective, 'Stalker' being the noun.

I thought that you ENTPs were stalking US (the real INFJ stalkers), and was flattered by the attention.

roud: I thought this would be the place where you would spill your undying admiration, reveal why you find us so fascinating etc. etc.

All Fe and loveliness.

Then I got to the end of the OP (yes, I was still in denial until the very end) where I saw the list of all the alleged 'stalkers' and thought: 'hang on a tic, they're all INFJs'.

:angry: :shocked::crying:

...and crap, I guess I just outed myself didn't I?

DAPHNE XO · Jan 11, 2013

jenecis said:
...and crap, I guess I just outed myself didn't I?

Be proud of your title!
And don't let the side down fellow stalker, it is our duty to make these ENTPs weak at the knees from our INFJ awesomeness.

We will have them falling in line and begging for more soon enough :wink:

Hokahey · Jan 11, 2013

the3rdpower said:
You are convicted of ENTP Forum stalking. What do you have to say for yourself?

Dauntless · Jan 11, 2013

Do we get special badges proclaiming our awesomeness as well? And our pick of a particular ENTP?......

SO excite.

:kitteh:

DAPHNE XO · Jan 11, 2013

OOOOO can I pick @hela?

She definitely sounds like she needs some INFJ lovin'.

hela · Jan 11, 2013

@superdooper do you start with flowers or chocolates?

DAPHNE XO · Jan 11, 2013

hela said:
@superdooper do you start with flowers or chocolates?

I was thinking we should start with something a bit more daring actually

the3rdpower · Jan 11, 2013

jenecis said:
I read the title of this thread and got all excited.

'INFJ Stalker'?

I read 'INFJ' as the adjective, 'Stalker' being the noun.

I thought that you ENTPs were stalking US (the real INFJ stalkers), and was flattered by the attention. roud: I thought this would be the place where you would spill your undying admiration, reveal why you find us so fascinating etc. etc.

All Fe and loveliness.

Then I got to the end of the OP (yes, I was still in denial until the very end) where I saw the list of all the alleged 'stalkers' and thought: 'hang on a tic, they're all INFJs'.

:angry: :shocked::crying:

...and crap, I guess I just outed myself didn't I?

the3rdpower · Jan 11, 2013

Dauntless said:
Do we get special badges proclaiming our awesomeness as well? And our pick of a particular ENTP?......

SO excite.

:kitteh:

I hate to inform you but no. Servitude is not so fun... there are no badges, no picking of said ENTPs... the only thing you get is a blank stare like this

Dauntless · Jan 11, 2013

the3rdpower said:
I hate to inform you but no. Servitude is not so fun... there are no badges, no picking of said ENTPs... the only thing you get is a blank stare like this View attachment 58676

That's fine, I already have an ENTP, and he is fanatastic. I get fascinated glances, not blank stares.

SMUG FACE HERE, son. :kitteh:

DAPHNE XO · Jan 11, 2013

Dauntless said:
That's fine, I already have an ENTP, and he is fanatastic. I get fascinated glances, not blank stares.

SMUG FACE HERE, son. :kitteh:

Oh so very jealous of you right now :sad:

Maybe one day the gods will be kind to me and lead me to my very own ENTP.

But until that day, I will not give up my eternal quest for my truest partner in crime.

And should that day never com-, oh I can't even bear thinking about it.

Official INFJ Stalker Watch List...

All in Twilight

downsowf

All in Twilight

the3rdpower

Sedem

Motocrossx23

DiamondDays

Souljorn

DAPHNE XO

jenecis

DAPHNE XO

Hokahey

Dauntless

DAPHNE XO

hela

DAPHNE XO

the3rdpower

the3rdpower

Dauntless

DAPHNE XO

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