[Z H K N D]

I "SHOPLIFT" CLOTHES, AND/OR CANDY.

:dry:

 

[ManWithoutHats]

Get abunch of columbian blow and blare White Snake at full volume. Then I try and start fights with my neighbors who come and ask me to turn it down. One time I beat one of them up so bad he passed out so I dragged him into my basement and locked him in a cage for two weeks and fed him only carrots. It was pretty fucked up.

Edit: Oh, another thing I have actually done. You know how some people like to drive around with really loud music (with the low synth-bass stuff and whatnot) and their windows down? Well I had the idea to burn a CD of 20th century avant-garde music– lots of atonal droning and early electronic tape manipulation stuff– as driving music in this way. (I actually originally did this for a sociology project my freshman year)

 

[Armez]

Steal shit.

Yell inappropriate borderline or over-the-line sexually harassing things at people. (Nothing negative, shit like "PULL OVA GURL DAT ASS TOO PHAT")

Buy cheap foodstuffs to throw at people, proceed to feed whales while moving at high rates of speed.


Juvenile I know, but always fun.

 

[AnCapKevin]

Some people think I'm trying to be mischievous when I smoke directly next to no-smoking signs.

I'm not. I just want a cigarette and rules are for SJs.

 

[Tyrant]

Put a lot of wasabi in someone's green tea ice cream.

Sit in a restaurant with your friends, pick a random person from a different table, look at them, and laugh. Constantly repeat the process. Watch as they search their bag for a mirror or look at their clothes, trying to find out what's wrong.

Get on a public computer. Change the icons of computer programs and rename them. I did this on the school computer and switched the names and icons of all Internet browsers with children's games. Every time the teacher tried to use the Internet, he would start Reader Rabbit instead. He was so frustrated.

If you know someone who has a lot of different colored pens, switch all the ink cartridges so that none of the ink colors match the color of the pen. See how long it takes them to find their "blue" pen.

 

[Wolfrahm]

This: To all you fans of the Game of Thrones series, I read the books and everyone dies.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Really, I'm not joking.

 

[Wolfrahm]

On school computers, take a screenshot of the desktop, then remove the icons, set the screenshot as the wallpaper and, if you want to be truly evil, disable the windows explorer process.

 

[Ista]

Some people think I'm trying to be mischievous when I smoke directly next to no-smoking signs.

I'm not. I just want a cigarette and rules are for SJs.

You must be young. Were you that one I told what's for.

 

[theorycraft]

@CosmicJalapeno

 

[Polymaniac]

I'm going to get a vanity plate that looks as though it's a normal, everyday license plate number, when in fact it was customized. Something like “56YHQZ”. Yeah. *grins mischievously*

 

[arosex21]

I'm going to get a vanity plate that looks as though it's a normal, everyday license plate number, when in fact it was customized. Something like “56YHQZ”. Yeah. *grins mischievously*

I'M GOING TO GET ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

:dry:

 

[Orchidion]

I'M GOING TO GET ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

:dry:

Ah, you have seen that our good friend has returned! And his mood is as good as ever! It´s really time for a big party

 

[AnCapKevin]

You must be young. Were you that one I told what's for.

First sentence: I'm in college.

Second sentence: wut?

 

[Ista]

First sentence: I'm in college.

Second sentence: wut?

Some sort of weird ungoogleable slang I picked up from a friend.

 

[Carsomyr Khan]

When I worked in a restaurant I'd sometimes move one of my coworker's food prep stuff around when they stepped away a few minutes while it was slow and watch their confused "What? I thought I left that over here???" expression when they returned (I'd only move like a couple things and they'd still be in plain sight on the counter). They never caught on.

This. Haha, I can't even read this without giggling.

 

[CosmicJalapeno]

@CosmicJalapeno

Are you implying that I'm mischievous? Well, now that I think about it I am. On Tuesdays I walk around my suburbs looking for unguarded pies cooling on windowsills, I walk into stores through the exit door, rip the tags off of mattresses, jay walk, play games that are above my age range, and I even lie to Burger King about my birthday so I can get a free meal. I'm basically a terrorist.

 

[burstecho]

I switch neighbor's lawn ornaments in middle of the night and count how many days it takes for them to correct it.

 

[DAPHNE XO]

I call my friends and say stuff like this and ask them if they understand after.
And if they hang up, I call again.
And again....

If anyone can decipher what is trying to be said, I will literally give you the internet.

 

[Nordom]

I call my friends and say stuff like this and ask them if they understand after.
And if they hang up, I call again.
And again....

If anyone can decipher what is trying to be said, I will literally give you the internet.

I think she's expressing her concerns over widening holes in the ozone layer and depletion of the Amazon rain forest.

 

[DAPHNE XO]

I think she's expressing her concerns over widening holes in the ozone layer and depletion of the Amazon rain forest.

Close enough.