I break rules because I can, or I say controversial things to watch the faces of others light up with indignation.

 

On the Skype text chat, l like to keep hitting the spacebar so the other person sees the pencil icon that says l'm writing something and wait to see how long they'll wait to interrupt.

 

On the Skype text chat, l like to keep hitting the spacebar so the other person sees the pencil icon that says l'm writing something and wait to see how long they'll wait to interrupt.

I've seen families starve to death because of this. Your mischief is murder.

 

Just created a flow chart of INFP emotional reactions. So tempted to give it to the INFP. At a social function. Tied with a ribbon.

Sometimes I troll scientists by bringing in partially misleading information into a conversation as if it were fact.

 

I like to call this INTJ in the next cubicle over to me and be really formal about it. He's in on the joke too and has done it to me.
"Hello this is Matthew, and I work in the underwriting department. I wondered if you had a few moments to answer a question or two for me?
Could you turn your fucking radio down? I know its "Green Day" You can? Great. Well that took even shorter than I thought it would. Thank you for taking the time to complete my questionnaire. Have a great day!"

 

I've always wanted to approach complete strangers and ask them questions replete with vague antecedents, such as, “How did you get out of the place alive?”, or, “Did you check him for lice yet?”, or, “How's it going?” I haven't yet mustered the social momentum though.

 

- answering to people's private questions to other people out loud
- messing with my schoolmate's computers : putting a screenshot of their work space on fullscreen, plugging a hidden mouse, switching to qwerty instead of azerty, adding fake folders in their drives
- saying stuff like "is it intended that it looks cartoon-like ?" or "how original !" when watching their work
- songception : singing old outdated cheesy songs to make people think of them all day
Needless to say, having a fellow INTP sitting next to you and plotting together is a plague to them. I wasn't much into that stuff before but he corrupted me.

 

Go ENTP all the way.

 

I employ somebody's attention, then make them watch me break a (social or institutional) rule.

The thrill: they seem to think me smarter than the maker of the rule. I've also made them a witness.

 

I typically like to annoy my ISFP by making noises that annoy her.

 

I make rude jokes and watch people be surprised by the fact that it is me who is making them.

 

I take my fake Costco membership card that I made and go grab a hot dog and soda for $1.5 from the food court its so worth

 

When I was younger some of my trolling urges were almost irresistible. My stuck-up 1-wing tended to not let me have much fun though.



Hmm...

I like to break out into discussion about something squeamish or really dark, sometimes just as serious as can be.
It's fun to play around with words and leave a definite double-meaning that's not easy to spot at first and watch your audience struggle to find it, if they even do.
When I worked in a restaurant I'd sometimes move one of my coworker's food prep stuff around when they stepped away a few minutes while it was slow and watch their confused "What? I thought I left that over here???" expression when they returned (I'd only move like a couple things and they'd still be in plain sight on the counter). They never caught on.

 

When I worked in a restaurant I'd sometimes move one of my coworker's food prep stuff around when they stepped away a few minutes while it was slow and watch their confused "What? I thought I left that over here???" expression when they returned (I'd only move like a couple things and they'd still be in plain sight on the counter). They never caught on.

This. Haha, I can't even read this without giggling.

 

I covertly steal people's litter boxes in the middle of the night, ninja-style.

 

I ghost people (yayayay) and print off funny Mr Bean pictures like this:

and give them captions like this: "If you could live forever, what would you live for?" Then post them up around school. They're always gone by the end of the day though... people steal them :'( but it's worth it for the laughs they get!

 

Make smartass coments.

Aren't I original?

 

I use to have this app on my old phone that allowed you to call people with another person's phone number. Pretty much what it did was hide your number and show up as another person's number of you your choosing. So I was hanging out with two of my buddies and kept calling one with the others number. They where like wtf your phone called my number going back and forth with each other. I'm just sitting there lmao'ing like crazy. I use to prank a whole bunch of people when I was bored.

 

Rape and pillage.

 

and mdma...a couple years ago anywhooo

now i just make awkward comments for the sake of having said something in conversation with people i dont particularly care about.

paTROLLOLOLing in real life is soops fun.

 

I "SHOPLIFT" CLOTHES, AND/OR CANDY.

:dry:

 

Get abunch of columbian blow and blare White Snake at full volume. Then I try and start fights with my neighbors who come and ask me to turn it down. One time I beat one of them up so bad he passed out so I dragged him into my basement and locked him in a cage for two weeks and fed him only carrots. It was pretty fucked up.

Edit: Oh, another thing I have actually done. You know how some people like to drive around with really loud music (with the low synth-bass stuff and whatnot) and their windows down? Well I had the idea to burn a CD of 20th century avant-garde music– lots of atonal droning and early electronic tape manipulation stuff– as driving music in this way. (I actually originally did this for a sociology project my freshman year)

 

Steal shit.

Yell inappropriate borderline or over-the-line sexually harassing things at people. (Nothing negative, shit like "PULL OVA GURL DAT ASS TOO PHAT")

Buy cheap foodstuffs to throw at people, proceed to feed whales while moving at high rates of speed.


Juvenile I know, but always fun.

 

Some people think I'm trying to be mischievous when I smoke directly next to no-smoking signs.

I'm not. I just want a cigarette and rules are for SJs.

 

You must be young. Were you that one I told what's for.

 

Put a lot of wasabi in someone's green tea ice cream.

Sit in a restaurant with your friends, pick a random person from a different table, look at them, and laugh. Constantly repeat the process. Watch as they search their bag for a mirror or look at their clothes, trying to find out what's wrong.

Get on a public computer. Change the icons of computer programs and rename them. I did this on the school computer and switched the names and icons of all Internet browsers with children's games. Every time the teacher tried to use the Internet, he would start Reader Rabbit instead. He was so frustrated.

If you know someone who has a lot of different colored pens, switch all the ink cartridges so that none of the ink colors match the color of the pen. See how long it takes them to find their "blue" pen.

 

This: To all you fans of the Game of Thrones series, I read the books and everyone dies.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Really, I'm not joking.

 

On school computers, take a screenshot of the desktop, then remove the icons, set the screenshot as the wallpaper and, if you want to be truly evil, disable the windows explorer process.

 

@CosmicJalapeno

 

@CosmicJalapeno

Are you implying that I'm mischievous? Well, now that I think about it I am. On Tuesdays I walk around my suburbs looking for unguarded pies cooling on windowsills, I walk into stores through the exit door, rip the tags off of mattresses, jay walk, play games that are above my age range, and I even lie to Burger King about my birthday so I can get a free meal. I'm basically a terrorist.